• Sanctus
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    “You got a gba you can let die for a few minutes?” Please?"

    “Its 3 AM.”

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    I’m glad I’ll be dead before the possibility of living in a house haunted by a ghost with brainrot.

    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netOP
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      Yet, here you are, reading my posts deliberately. The only difference is that you’re alive, and reading memes is your choice.

      OOOOooooOOOOoooooOOOoooo

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      Yeah but just hope you don’t end up cohaunting with no one else to talk to.

  • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Imagine a Gen Alpha ghost

    “I see you’ve phantom taxed my W suite Ohio style. That’s not very sigma of you, you just lost all your aura because of that L move. Sorry but you got caught in 4k and now you won’t be able to rizz up any more gyatts. Now skibbidy off before I kai cenat style phantom tax your lgyatt.”

    (Also I just threw a bunch of words together without understanding what any of them mean, don’t ask for an explanation)

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    7 months ago

    Ghost Kelis yelling

    “I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!”

    “AAAARRRGGGHHH!!”

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I lived seventeen years in a San Francisco Victorian which was haunted (could be ghosts, could be pre-1906 architecture and wiring). Yes, it survived 1906, was a speak-easy and a brothel at one point, and was reconfigured in WWII to accommodate families during the Pacific war. Additional remodeling happened in the 1970s. I lived there 1998-2016

      • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        A lot. foodsteps up and down the stairs and up and down the main hall; ambient creepiness in the back room; thumping from the floor near the gas space heater, pounding on the walls (from the outside, three stories up), and visitors occasionally getting chased out by the spooky.

        About a year before I left we’d learn that the big brick ovens in the basement were a crematorium around the turn of the century. They were repurposed into a kiln for ceramic works in the mid 20th century.