• @yesmanEnglish
    67•3 months ago

    The problem with the Lambo, the Blonde, and the Warthog is the same: maintenance.

      • @idiomaddictEnglish
        6•3 months ago

        I don’t know, that’s a manicured stache.

        It’s now just occurring to me that people aren’t talking about prep time when they talk about other people requiring maintenance… what does it mean?

        • @[email protected]English
          5•3 months ago

          If you have someone in your life where, if they left, you would gain 1-2 hours per day that you didn’t enjoy, they are high maintenance.

        • @[email protected]English
          5•3 months ago

          It generally means how much attention a person requires, usually because they can’t handle basic shit or are constantly starting drama.

          You know that one guy at work where every little problem is an intolerable burden? You know, the guy that will do mental gymnastics to interpret anything the boss does as a slight? That guy is high maintenance.

          The hallmark of a high maintenance individual is when the ratio of normal, functional conversations to “oh, I guess we’re gonna talk about your shit” is way off. If you go on a date and spend the whole time talking about their family dysfunction and their beef with their friends, finish the date and politely decline another.

  • kersplooshEnglish
    36•3 months ago

    Unconventional take: Keep you Lamborghini and your Warthog; I’ll have an Air Tractor Sky Warden.

    • CadeillacEnglish
      11•3 months ago

      The way he starts laughing gets me every time

  • @weeeeumEnglish
    10•3 months ago

    This is pretty funny and all but who the actual fuck watches videos like this? It’s just a car. Why do you need to show the blinker works? Why do you need to emphasize that it has a steering wheel?

    • @[email protected]English
      9•3 months ago

      It’s supposed to be an ASMR video, I think.

      I still have no idea why she has to say “Lamborghini” like she’s recovering from a stroke.

    • @[email protected]English
      3•3 months ago

      She does have practical nails, that’s a good sign. The longer the nails the less a woman can do by herself, socially and mechanically.