“No Alarm, No Notifications to my phone… literally nothing happened just found it like this…” wrote Cybertruck owner Anuj Thakker, who shared the upsetting news on Facebook a few days ago.

  • @SmokumJoe
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    10120 days ago

    Don’t buy stuff from a con man

  • @[email protected]
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    8419 days ago

    It’s a rude awakening for Thakker, who may have bought into the Cybetruck’s various security features

    May?
    They don’t know? They didn’t, like, ask him?

    who shared the upsetting news on Facebook a few days ago

    Oh. They wrote an article about a Facebook post without any follow-up questions.
    Modern ‘journalism.’

      • @sandbox
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        318 days ago

        Imagine if you subscribed to a YouTuber and they had good content. You subscribe to their patreon. At some point later, they take on a bunch of sponsorships, and eventually they just become a corporate mouthpiece for their sponsors. Then their entire channel just gets bought by the corporation and is ran as a corporate social media account. At what point would you cancel your Patreon subscription? Would you say that refusing to pay that YouTuber for their videos means that you have a part to play in the process whereby they ultimately ended up as a corporate social media account?

        Because that is ultimately what happened with the media, in my opinion.

  • Lemminary
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    7320 days ago

    I should feel bad but I don’t.

    • @Pete_topkevinbottom
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      2620 days ago

      I don’t even think the Kia Boyz would be caught in a cyber truck. And that’s saying something

      • @distantsounds
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        820 days ago

        Could be fun for few minutes I’m sure

      • Bizzle
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        -1819 days ago

        Still better build quality than a Kia lmfao

        • @barsquid
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          1619 days ago

          Kias can make it through car washes though.

        • @Breezy
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          419 days ago

          Thats to much of a compliment toward ole Musky boi.

          • Bizzle
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            Elon can get fucked don’t get me wrong, but the Kia factory might as well be shaped like a giant butt because all they make there is pieces of shit

      • @Kiwi
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        419 days ago

        Better then some working mom’s 10 year old GMC Yukon. Both are fucking tanks but one belongs to a douche bag and one doesn’t

    • @ZILtoid1991
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      1719 days ago

      PS1 cars had more polygons, this is something out of an early 3D experiment for the MS-DOS.

          • @Mango
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            219 days ago

            Final Fantasy 8. The best Final Fantasy.

            • @[email protected]
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              119 days ago

              I never picked that one up because of the upgrade system I think it is? Maybe I will give it another shot.

              • @Mango
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                119 days ago

                It’s great once you get it. Draw lots of magic to junction to stats. GF assigned to your character enable the junctioning. Remember to tell your GFs to learn stuff.

                I recommend following a missables guide at least for GF draws.

    • @Tyfud
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      319 days ago

      PS1 ass-car?

      • @Mango
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        319 days ago

        He means this:

          • @Mango
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            118 days ago

            Oh geez, I should have realized. I didn’t notice the hyphen was moved.

  • @samus12345
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    3219 days ago

    Oh, he shattered the window and peeled it down. I was picturing peeling the whole side of the vehicle down.

    • RubberDuck
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      719 days ago

      Not the whole side, but several high end German cars in our neighborhood where attacked with a can opener to access the wiring to the alarm. Once that is off the car is gutted. Steering wheel, center console, dash… everything gone. While on your driveway.

    • SkaveRat
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      318 days ago

      Just take a comically large tuna can opener and peel it like a can lid

  • @[email protected]
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    2219 days ago

    But if you’ve been following the development of the Cybertruck, the glass window’s failure does not come as a huge surprise.

    That right there is the best sentence in the article

  • @Burn_The_Right
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    1619 days ago

    Okay, everybody! Who wants some fresh, hot brain implants?! Line up!

  • @[email protected]
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    1019 days ago

    The burglar then peeled down the window and reached inside for an unattended backpack…

    I don’t care what kind of vehicle you drive - if you leave thief-bait in plain view, don’t be surprised when your shit gets broken into.

  • @Jimmycakes
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    1019 days ago

    Well he also shattered the window with a crowbar and the bullet proof sticker or whatever kept it together instead of a million pieces. It’s actually a win for cyber truck the fail is the alarm didn’t go off and there was no notification to the owner. Window peel is the least interesting part of the story.

    • @Vigge93
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      3120 days ago

      Not without the alarm going off

      • @ZJBlank
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        19 days ago

        Not necessarily true, most alarms only go off when a door is opened. If they break a window to open the door from the inside the alarm will sound, but if they break the window and leave the door shut: silence.

        Source: multiple cars broken into this way outside my apartment building, not one alarm went off

        • Ghoelian
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          219 days ago

          I thought those alarms were mainly triggered by movement? Every time I’ve been on a ferry with a car they tell everyone to turn their alarms off for that reason.

          • @IphtashuFitz
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            119 days ago

            I used to have an Audi. It had a button that you could press to disable its motion sensor.

          • @ZJBlank
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            119 days ago

            From what I’ve read, some cars do have movement/shock sensors, but they can be defeated by breaking the window in such a way as to cause minimal vibration to the vehicle, like a spring-loaded glass breaker. The guy who broke into my neighbour’s car took a metal rod or something, stuck it down between the glass and the dew wiper, and pulled back, putting pressure on the bit of tempered glass inside the door and causing it to shatter.

    • @[email protected]
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      19 days ago

      But it takes more effort and make more noise to break cat windows than “peeling” it

    • @[email protected]
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      619 days ago

      Sure, but a 100.000 dollar car that is sold as a bulletproof car that can drive over other cars in an apocalypse?

  • Verdant Banana
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    20 days ago

    Cybertruck is only cool and practical in Fortnite

    • CubitOom
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      Isn’t the car not actually driveable or something in Fortnite?

      • @wazoobonkerbrain
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        1619 days ago

        It drives for up to four hours before suffering a mechanical fault, then you have to get it towed and wait six months for repairs. The game is hyper realistic.