Your grandmother seems awesome.

And strong, assuming she lifted that book herself. It’s heavy as fuck.

Edit: My mistake. It looks like that edition is less than three pounds. I was thinking of this edition:

…which weighs almost twenty pounds.

Edit 2:

I’m sorry, I should have been more considerate of readers who don’t know imperial units. That would be 23 vs. 182 golf balls, for paperback vs. hardback editions.

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I’m pretty sure I have the same, in an older edition. Much fun when bored.

Spend the rest of your life complaining “How come his name isn’t Gary Farside?” and saying things like “I thought his name was supposed to be Gary Farside?” - it’s your duty.