• @[email protected]
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    6417 days ago

    The 2023 victim fled from Russia with his father to escape being conscripted and dying in the Russian meat grinder, only to be violently killed by a shark at a paradise-looking beach in Egypt. That’s some Final Destination shit luck.

    • @SassyRamenOP
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      1617 days ago

      I didn’t know that, he just wanted to get away, what a shame.

  • @TotallynotJessica
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    2417 days ago

    This indicates that, statistically speaking, sharks aren’t dangerous.

    • Tar_Alcaran
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      Sharks have caused 7 deaths in some 50 years.

      Cows have killed about 13 people in the Netherlands in a decade.

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        And 90% of statistics are made up on the spot.

        Here’s what wikipedia says:

        According to the International Shark Attack File(ISAF), between 1958 and 2016 there were 2,785 confirmed unprovoked shark attacks around the world, of which 439 were fatal.[16] Between 2001 and 2010, an average of 4.3 people per year died from shark attacks.[3]

        Still very low, but nearly 100 times higher than your number.

    • @SassyRamenOP
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      Either way I’m not taking my chances 😅

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          here Well, here I am… should I call for help, or just try to swim away? 🥲

          • @[email protected]
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            Well, I guess you are there intentionally, so enjoy yourself!

            If you go swimming, stuff some raw steaks in your swimsuit. If a shark attacks, you can feed it the steak and it’ll leave you alone :)

            • @SassyRamenOP
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              I plan on bringing waterproof tp with, incase I do see a shark 😅

          • @[email protected]
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            This is a LGBTQ friendly instance, most people here won’t be terribly welcome in those countries.

            Also not the most stable region ATM either.

  • Onno (VK6FLAB)
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    There’s a joke here about swimming, apex predators, balance of power and Nom Nom Nom, but I’m Too Tired to figure it out.

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      “When confronted by orcas, white sharks will immediately vacate their preferred hunting ground and will not return for up to a year, even though the orcas are only passing through”*

      Doesn’t sound like shark are apex predators.

      * source