CAMBRIDGE, MA—Pondering a hypothetical that, if proven, would fundamentally alter feline understanding of the universe, the nation’s foremost cat scientists held a symposium Friday to discuss a theoretical third food type that was neither wet nor dry. “Consider a world in which food is not split into the binary we have always known, but exists […]
  • @Lost_My_MindEnglish
    16•6 months ago

    I assure you, I’ve had cats that have absolutely discovered gas. Much to the dismay of my nose…

  • @DarkardEnglish
    15•6 months ago

    Meaty chunks suspended in a non Newtonian fluid.

    You have to let it slowly leak from the can as it becomes a solid as you try to scoop it out.

  • KaityEnglish
    15•6 months ago

    It’s cereal at the exact split second moment it is perfectly in between dry and soggy.

    • Angry_Autist (he/him)English
      8•6 months ago

      whoever figures how to make that last for more than 30 seconds will be a new billionaire

      • @kameecodingEnglish
        1•6 months ago

        Same with me, offer non-binding.

  • @DonkterEnglish
    7•6 months ago

    My cat likes me to pour a little bit of water into hard food and then he licks up the water until it gets absorbed by food.

    • @seaQueueEnglish
      8•6 months ago

      cat puking on the bed at 3am noises

  • AmidFuror
    2•6 months ago

    They may be onto what preceded our universe’s singularity.