• @UnderpantsWeevil
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    593 months ago

    Not just the costumes. They green screened the fuck out of that scene. Wonder if they shot the whole thing on a sound stage and tried to AI in the entirety of the background? This has all the earmarks of a “Are you piggies willing to pay $20 a ticket for entrance to the slop show?”

  • Computerchairgeneral
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    533 months ago

    Why is it live action? Why does Jason Momoa look like an extra from the Barbie movie? Why does this exist? Just why?

    • @atomicorange
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      93 months ago

      That’s Jason Momoa!? Look at how they massacred my boy… 😭

    • @[email protected]
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      43 months ago

      Just learned about it and my thought is: shit my kids probably are gonna love it and I will have to watch it eventually.

        • @gerbler
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          73 months ago

          I wish it were a good kids movie. You know they exist right?

          • thermal_shock
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            33 months ago

            rons gone wrong, Mitchell’s vs the machines, wall e, all the spiderman spider verse movies. top notch shit.

    • @affiliate
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      203 months ago

      i really hope his whole character isn’t just a “man in dress” “joke”

        • @trxxruraxvr
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          33 months ago

          From the original post it seems like he’s wearing jeans

    • NoFuckingWaynado
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      13 months ago

      Is that supposed to be Herobrine or something?

    • @Apeman42
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      733 months ago

      This did not have to be live action

  • @Glytch
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    393 months ago

    Why is that kid holding the tesseract from Avengers?

  • @[email protected]
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    133 months ago

    Thanks, I was just wasting a minute trying to figure out which character was photoshopped in.

    • @Infernal_pizza
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      23 months ago

      This is the Minecraft movie because money

  • @exanime
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    113 months ago

    It’s a Microsoft initiative… of course it’s going to suck

    • fraksken
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      33 months ago

      Only when they intend it to suck, it will blow

  • @Harvey656
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    113 months ago

    I hate the texture pack they are using. High res ones look gross.

  • @Ironfacebuster
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    83 months ago

    All I wanted was for 3/4 of the main characters to be normal Minecraft skins, such as the shrimp series of skins, and the 4th to be some horrendous creation that only Satan himself would use on Minecraft. They then proceed to play bedwars with actual 8 year olds and lose.

    Was that too much to ask, Microsoft?!?

  • Rayquetzalcoatl
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    73 months ago

    Is the big guy Jason Momoa? I assumed it would be but whenever I see a photo I’m less sure that it is

  • ZeldaFreak
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    63 months ago

    I mean my Minecraft Skin isn’t a normal skin and during early adventure, I slap that on, what I find. Also hats (from a mod).

    Most people are laughing but I think it could get good, if they do it right. They actors need to reflect the wide playerbase. Jason Momoa could be the old school vanilla survival player, that played up to the early release version. The boy could be a modern MP minigame server player. Jack Black could be the Griefer/Anarchie player.

    There is potential to make it good but they could easily screw this up. Minecraft is a game without a story and the only story Minecraft has, is from the players (and viewers of Minecraft YouTubers, without poiting out a specific one, due to obvious regional differences. I mean would you know a German Minecraft YouTuber and get the references?) and their memories. Without that, I don’t see how this can get good.

    • southsamurai
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      13 months ago

      If they do it that way, I’d watch it, and I’ve never played Minecraft.

    • @randomdeadguy
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      23 months ago

      They’re obviously filming with optifine

  • @Zexks
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    -163 months ago

    I like it. And I can’t wait for it release to massive fan dare and all the haters standing around slack jawed “I don’t get it how can you all like this”.

    • @SassyRamen
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      113 months ago

      Here, you dropped your (/s)