To me, those moments of sharing joy through food are way more important than all fries in the world :3

With that said, think ahead and order more than you plan to eat! Outplay her!

I prefer the feedback method: the moment my fries come stick my entire mouth chin and jaw into the bag. I dare anyone to touch my slobber fries after that.

JOEY. DOESN’T. SHARE. FOOD.

My wife explained to me that she gets a small because everything else is enormously sized. Were she to get her own fries, even a small wouldn’t get finished. It’s nicer for her to share my food because then she doesn’t have to worry about wasting what she couldn’t finish. Plus ordering a large meal for us to share costs less than an average size and a small. Took years to get over being possessive of my food though.

Give her a break, she earns 25% less than you.