• @ivanafterall
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    421 month ago

    Amateur move not to use the horizontal space to exaggerate.

    • @danc4498
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      91 month ago

      Amateur move to give away the punchline in the title of the post.

    • @hakunawazo
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      71 month ago

      They need the space for a possible answer from the damsel of the castle.

    • Repple (she/her)
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      121 month ago

      I’ve been sent dick pics before, but being a lesbian they were very unwelcome. If someone sent me a painting of their boobs, though, yep—seems like that would work.

      • @ivanafterall
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        1 month ago

        I would honestly feel obligated to marry any girl who sent me a painting of her boobs. That’s a lot of work. There’s no way you don’t look back and regret missing the girl who SENT YOU A PAINTING OF HER BOOBS ON IVORY.

        • kersploosh
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          Beauty Revealed is an 1828 self-portrait by the American artist Sarah Goodridge, a watercolor portrait miniature on a piece of ivory.

          Goodridge gave the portrait to statesman Daniel Webster, who was a frequent subject and possibly a lover, following the death of his wife; she may have intended to provoke him into marrying her. Although Webster married someone else, his family held onto the portrait until the 1980s …

          Imagine holding on to the nude pic that dad’s old crush sent him.

    • I'm back on my BS 🤪
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      21 month ago

      Goodridge, aged forty when she completed the miniature, depicts breasts that appear imbued with a “balance, paleness, and buoyancy” by the harmony of light, color, and balance.

      There’s no way her tits looked like that at 40. No sir, I’m not buying it. 🐴

  • @thehatfox
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    121 month ago

    With RFC 1149, this would still work now.

  • @aeronmelon
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    111 month ago

    “My Lady, a dick raven has arrived for you.”

  • nifty
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    31 month ago

    The future of dick pics is beaming them straight to someone’s retinas

  • @ZILtoid1991
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    31 month ago

    Ich shown thee mīn peniſ pleasæ responede

  • Track_Shovel
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    1 month ago

    I like to think that the drawing of the giant naked dude in the English countryside that was made by Paleolithic humans was the first dick pic

  • @fenrasulfr
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    01 month ago

    Just to be pedantic, this would be a dick pic pre-camera.