• Flying Squid
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    1104 days ago

    I get it. I hated all the popular music when I was in high school too.

    • @MsPenguinette
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      544 days ago

      Trump starting his Hot Topic era. Vance’s guyliner was a gateway drug for him. The real question is skinny jeans or Tripp pants?

        • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod
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          24 days ago

          If they came out in JNCOs with wallet chains and Korn/Slipknot shirts my opinion of them would actually go up.

      • @SassyRamen
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        74 days ago

        He’s really there when he wears his dpg collar and studded belt

    • @dariusj18
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      314 days ago

      It’s funny because this is exactly the way kids act when they are tired/hungry. They hate everything.

      • @[email protected]
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        134 days ago

        When my little one is having a strop, regardless of the reason, he just says “I don’t like my brother” haha

        He loves his brother, he just knows it’ll get a reaction.

      • @kautau
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        Donny, you’re not you when you’re hungry, here’s a double quarter pounder with cheese, since you refuse to eat the “grown up food” that the White House chefs prepared when you were in office

  • @Podunk
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    SHAKE IT OFF DONNY.

  • ThePowerOfGeek
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    674 days ago

    The wiser thing would have been for Trump to just ignore her and move along. But when has wisdom ever got in the way of Donald Trump.

    • @Red_October
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      184 days ago

      Sure but this way one of his cultists might actually try to take revenge against his marked enemy. Wouldn’t be the first time.

      • @auzy
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        54 days ago

        Yeah. The mafia works by making people scared to speak up

        That’s pretty much the way he acts most of the time.

    • @hOrni
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      114 days ago

      This petty man letting something go? Not a chance.

  • chingadera
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    564 days ago

    i like how they opted to use ‘k’ as an abbreviation for an already 4 digit number in order to make it appear that more people give a shit.

    • @_stranger_
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      164 days ago

      Looking at the thing again to verify what you said let me see that they call shares “re-truths” which is so perfectly on the nose it would be groan inducing if this was a novel instead of real life.

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      I don’t get it. 1.35k = 1,350. Neither of these look larger than the other.

      • chingadera
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        224 days ago

        They do when you look quickly and miss the period.

        • HEXN3T
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          It’s honestly a skill issue if someone buys inflated numbers by two factors of ten–oh, wait. It’s a site of conservatives. Sorry, I forgot I was intelligent, and that others are not. This may very well be effective after all.

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            Plenty of skull issues to go around with that lot

            Edit: accidentally typed in skull instead of skill, gonna keep it because it still applies.

  • @frunch
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    594 days ago

    But he was so enthusiastic about her endorsement the other day!!

  • Vik
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      • @SlippiHUD
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        294 days ago

        How long until she sees an uptick in death threats and bomb threats?

        • @[email protected]
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          294 days ago

          She’s one of the world’s top celebrities, she’s no stranger to those things and has her own security service

          • @MsPenguinette
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            234 days ago

            I do imagine that having the world’s largest cult leader declaring you an enemy to his unhinged sheep does increase the amount and types of security she needs.

          • @SlippiHUD
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            124 days ago

            Sure, but it’s hard to belive this won’t cause a statistically significant bump.

        • Flying Squid
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          214 days ago

          Bad plan. You want to get millions of people out for your blood? Threaten Taylor Swift.

          • @SlippiHUD
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            174 days ago

            Has he ever had a good one?

            • @edgemaster72
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              234 days ago

              He has concepts of a good plan, he just hasn’t thought of one yet

            • Flying Squid
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              94 days ago

              In terms of his success or in terms of being hilarious to me?

              • Funderpants
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                If the consequences weren’t so serious he’d be a laugh riot, but laughter feels like a sort of privellege since his most insane works don’t target me.

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                44 days ago

                I would bet money that wasn’t his idea.

        • @Trail
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          Fuck, I don’t drink, I am not even from 'murica, but now I want scotch glasses with trump.

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            24 days ago

            Evidently, you need a reason to drink.

            • @Trail
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              Eh. To be honest I wanted to buy a hunch of glasses for a while, for when people come over and I pour them something. I have some nice beer glasses, but no whiskey glasses. So far I have been on the edge of spending money for whiskey glasses, but I haven’t. If I could buy the ones in the picture, I would in a heartbeat. Trolling my friends when serving them is worth it.

              • finley
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                Don’t waste your money on this bullshit. You don’t have to spend much to get perfectly decent whiskey tumblers, and you certainly don’t have to give this shitstain or his followers any cash just to have one over on your mates.

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        Holy shit the thumbnail for that link in my lemmy client is the most hilariously cringe thing I’ve ever seen

        Edit: it’s a blown up version of his profile picture on that site

  • @[email protected]
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    Two pretty women rejected him in one day.

    What do [toxic] men fear most? That women will laugh at them.

  • shoulderoforion
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    he tweets it, other reblog it. are you seeing how this works for him, yet? won’t matter. the dopamine hit in getting upvotes for the monster who throws the dead cat on the table outweigh any logical argument on how mockery is precisely what trump and vance want, it takes energy, energy which would otherwise go to praising harris and waltz. he knows he can push them below the fold at any point, including coming off a decisive loss during the debate, and swifts endorsement, all anyone’s talked about for 4 days are hatiians in springfield ohio, and that is how internet mockery helps him. this is not new news. yet people can’t stop. and trump depends on that. it’s all he has.

    • Flying Squid
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      204 days ago

      Shitting on the most popular musician in the U.S., possibly the world, helps him?

      • shoulderoforion
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        yes. if you haven’t parsed out the dead cat protocol, simply by watching this idiots actions in the past 8 years, here is boris johnson spelling it out (energy and matter can neither be created nor destroyed, they simply change forms) :

        “There is one thing that is absolutely certain about throwing a dead cat on the dining room table – and I don’t mean that people will be outraged, alarmed, disgusted. That is true, but irrelevant. The key point, says my Australian friend, is that everyone will shout, “Jeez, mate, there’s a dead cat on the table!” In other words, they will be talking about the dead cat – the thing you want them to talk about – and they will not be talking about the issue that has been causing you so much grief.”

        this is all trump has, and every reblog and repetition only assists him, because it pushes harris out of the news cycle. seemingly bright people still don’t understand it, even after so much time, and trump doing the same exact this over and over again. dude is close to winning another term as president, because he does THIS exact thing.

          • Rhaedas
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            He doesn’t have to be smart to use this tactic to get attention back to him. If he was smart, it would be a topic that would retain attention longer and not be so obviously narcissistic.

            • Flying Squid
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              You do know there’s such a thing as bad attention in an election, right? This is it.

        • @ultranaut
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          If that’s what he is doing he is going about it very poorly. Hating on the most popular and well liked American, with a notoriously passionate and dedicated fan base, is guaranteed to cause his campaign problems. This is going to cost him votes.

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        This is 2024.

        No attention is bad attention. Literally all that matters is you stay in people’s phone feeds, in front of their eyeballs. So yes… this is helping Trump, as the attention opportunity cost is literally anything but Trump.

        • Flying Squid
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          I’m sorry, that’s ludicrous. People don’t want to vote for someone more just because they see them more. That’s not how anything works. Elections, even in 2024, are not “look at me” contests.

      • @over_clox
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        His diaper got full, he had to shit somewhere…

      • @hOrni
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        Dude, c’mon, McCartney is still alive.

  • @ultranaut
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    Trump is 100% having her arrested if he wins the election.

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      I could see that being one of a very few possible events that might actually get enough people off their asses to force legitimate change in this country. It’s dumb but so are we so it tracks.

  • @RattlerSix
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    Give him another day or two and he’ll be claiming Taylor Swift is eating people’s pets

    • @over_clox
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      I don’t get any of it. I mean, doesn’t he admire Hannibal Lecter?..

    • Zerlyna
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      This is the answer. 👆

  • @VubDapple
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    He probably hates apple pie too.