Okay but unironically candy pizza is good
Eating like they’ve got Universal Healthcare!
Those appear to be Canadian Smarties. As an American I wash my hands of this whole affair, good day sir.
Why the fuck is there a lone grape?!
And the chicken isn’t even fried. What a joke.
No it’s okay - they got that rotisserie from the gas station.
mom can we get diesel chicken
Once they cross the border, they’re Minnesotan, it’s okay
Where can you buy Canadian Smarties in Minnesota? And do they sell all dressed chips too? Because I have no idea and I want some all dressed chips, lol.
Because I have no idea and I want some all dressed chips, lol.
Aldi periodically stocks them as an Aldi Find. Probably the closest thing readily available in the US is Zapp’s Voodoo - it’s not the same, but it scratches the same sort of itch.
Immigrants? My god
Hide the cats!
Rebuttal: jellied eels.
Your move, Britain.
Deep fried butter?
Picalilli.
Bitch nobody puts bone-in on a pizza.
I hate the term bone-in now
On my fuckin life, and my YEEEZY, if I pay for this pizza and my shit’s delivered bone-in, it’s a wrap for y’all
Listen. If you separate the dessert side, and debone and shred that chicken, I would 100% try the bite with the grape on it.
so chicken and pepperoni pizza with a grape on it?
I mean, yeah, but that’s so much better. Sure, our food sucks, but it sucks in such an elevated way that it’s almost an art form. British food seems like it was made by a guy desperately trying to put together a meal from ingredients he bought at a gas station. American cuisine seems like it was made by a chef who is losing his sanity to Lovecraftian horrors beyond our comprehension. The world looks at beans and toast and laughs at how pathetic it is.They look upon the Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco and weep, for they now know there is no God.
Err, yeah, the point of beans on toast is that it’s the simplest, most basic hot comfort food you can just throw together
OP’s pic is just the British way of saying “our national pastime is watching dry paint dry, and we’re most pleased to say that we’re rather proud of that fact!”
To be fair, I think their actual national pastime is Cricket, which is significantly more boring.
People who laugh at beans on toast haven’t tried beans on toast. At least not with English baked beans.
Eh. I’ve had it, and it was fine. I’ve had the meat heavy full breakfast version too, and it was fine.
Certainly nothing I miss after leaving, nor something to avoid while there.
5/10, bland but sufficient.
“Meat heavy full breakfast version”
Press X to doubt
You seem to be ignorant of the subject matter. Google “full english breakfast”.
There are several dozen YouTube videos of exactly this and it almost never goes over well. I’ve seen like two non British try been a and toast and go “that’s not as bad as I expected”. None of them praised it or would seek it out, it just didn’t immediately make them hurl.
Isn’t Heinz their favorite brand for beans on toast? I think they just like the tomatoey sauce.
I’ve never had them, so I can’t comment on their taste, but aesthetically, it looks like a dish you’d be served in a Soviet prison.
The right half looks like something the Dutch would eat.
wdym "would?"that’s literally breakfast.
I thought it was only on toast, not pizza.
bread is bread
Isn’t this a Brazilian thing? There are million things to pick from that would actually be American and arguably some things more disgusting than this
Isn’t this a Brazilian thing?
Everything is American once we get our grubby little hands on it.
Once we perfect it, you mean.
No dish is complete without refined corn products.
Why don’t you go eat a pheasant, you commie.
Do they sell those in nugget form?
No, we haven’t perfected the pheasant yet.
Even if we ate this we still have room to talk about beans on toast.
Eat beans and cottage cheese like a true american
What in the WW2 ration fuck?
You. Get out.
brazilians eat both stragonoff fried chicken pizza AND beans
You all nag about how Americans have no food culture of their own, that they just steal and adapt other countries’ foods. Then when you see true American creation and innovation, you reel back in fear and disgusting. Cowards!
It’s the British we’re talking about. Anything other than fish and chips, mushy peas, or bubble and squeak is a bit too aggressive for their traditionally unrefined tastes. The poor sods basically had to be forcefully introduced to anything other than boring.
I used to shit on British food until I discovered marmite. No offense to the British but the Australians do it better. Y’all are a close second though.
Wait are you actually saying Vegemite is better than Marmite?
What a weird take.
How do you spread vegemite on toast though? It’s like trying to smear polyfilla.
With Marmite, hell you can practically drink it in some temperatures.You don’t. You spread Marmite on toast and you feed Vegemite to the bin chickens.
My British dad agreed that Vegemite is better.
I think both of them taste god-awful and people who like either of them get the side-eye from me. Including my dad.
*british passport control immediately revoke citizenship*
I slightly prefer the taste of Vegemite. Marmite is still good though.
we most certainly will not
Who the hell puts grapes on pizza? 🤨
That’s a whole green olive… But still.
The countable pixels and questionable color accuracy of the image mean that could definitely be a white grape. Which I would infinitely prefer over a whole green olive. I would eat the grape, even though it’s weird on pizza. I’d take that olive right off, or maybe eat around it.
Gotta draw the line somewhere.
What if they are pineapples?
Yeah; because this isn’t bland. It’s extra AF.
If your beans and toast are bland that’s a you issue. Learn to spice beans or but better beans, I kinda imagine you slapping plain boiled lima beans on a slab of dry rye and wondering what the hype is about.
Yeah, good luck, no way you’re selling me on beans.
You’re aware plain beans are the stereotypical cowboy food.
Where did the beans touch you.
Cowboys were quite literally in the middle of nowhere with nothing but beans. What’s the British excuse? “Oh, my great grandmother cooked this in the blitz, and we forgot rationing ended decades ago”.
Literally surrounded by beef and lamb dude hence the cow part of cowboy.
You say the was reasoning thing like it’s not a thing, there are tons of ersatz recipes directly related to rationing.
You’re just being obtuse to be obtuse.
Are you under the impression that cowboys eat the herd they’re driving? No, those are for other people.
Can and did, head of cattle per set distance were a common form of payment.
beans killed my father in a shootout on the range, ill never touch a bean in my life toast or no
