• @[email protected]
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    391 month ago

    Someone on the original post said that this is from that one Brazilian pizza shop that does a bunch of really weird pizzas just as a social media thing, and I agree. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this pic in a compilation of their pizzas, but it might have been a different one with a whole chicken.

  • @Supervisor194
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    171 month ago

    OK, America unironically sucks for a lot of reasons but this isn’t one of them. No, we would not. And tinned beans for breakfast will never not be weird, sorry UK.

      • @Godric
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        111 month ago

        Whoy ain’t they eatin’ sawsagees???

        • @Atlas_ie
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          31 month ago

          He never brought a pot of beans… lol

      • @TrickDacy
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        41 month ago

        “Doughnuts, sweet rolls, pastries” …are not “doughnuts”

          • @TrickDacy
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            61 month ago

            Combining the stats from three things, the last of which is a broad category, and then calling it one thing is misleading at best

            • flamingos-cantM
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              31 month ago

              Wait, you’re telling me someone played up a bit in okmatewanker??? The audacity!

              • @TrickDacy
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                21 month ago

                I dunno I just took it as shitting on Americans without even being funny about it /shrug

                • flamingos-cantM
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                  31 month ago

                  I can see that. One day we’ll figure out how to communicate tone over text.

      • @Warl0k3
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        61 month ago

        If you put any more sugar into UK beans they’d qualify as caramel, what are you talking about.

        • Phuntis
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          -11 month ago

          what beans have you been eating probably heinz maybe buy good beans

          • @Warl0k3
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            11 month ago

            Ugh no, Heinz beans are beyond foul (tbh most Heinz stuff is gross - the US version of their tomato ketchup is practically a dessert topping at this point) but dude I have eaten lots of UK beans from many different places, they just like their beans sweet and syrupy. It doesn’t really make the list of English Food Crimes (minted mushy peas, boiled sprouts, drowning an entire fucking seven-dish dinner in brown gravy what is WRONG with them). I guess I can see why people would like it? I just find it deeply unpalatable.

            • Phuntis
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              11 month ago

              look you can insult the mushy peas and boiled sprouts go ahead only old people eat that stuff anyway but don’t you ever dare to insult gravy it’s the nectar of the gods and a roast dinner without at least half a jug of nice thick gravy just isn’t complete lovely meaty fatty juices

              • @Warl0k3
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                -11 month ago

                I guess that’s fair, it’s not like the individual dishes have enough flavour to warrant being able to taste them individually anyways so there’s no real harm done by drowning it all in meat syrup…

                • Phuntis
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                  01 month ago

                  sounds like you just can’t cook they can all be very delicious on their own the gravy just ties it all together in a perfect bow

      • @Coreidan
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        01 month ago

        Too much sugar if anything. They mostly just taste like shit

  • @TrickDacy
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    141 month ago

    No one would eat that abortion

    • @BarbecueCowboy
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      I know right, the cheese isn’t even melted.

      I’m not eating undercooked rotisserrie-chicken-sprinkles-offbrand-m&m-pizza, go crisp that in the air fryer for a few minutes.

    • @Karjalan
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      51 month ago

      I mean, I’d eat the chicken in its own and I bet the desert pizza tastes pretty decent.

      A pizza place where I live does desert pizza and it’s fantastic

      • @TrickDacy
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        21 month ago

        Lol I mean if I were starving I would but it’s not appetizing

      • @Death_Equity
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        21 month ago

        What is it Christmas? It ain’t no holiday every day.

    • @Death_Equity
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      11 month ago

      That is a snack.

      An American breakfast is 12 eggs, a half pound of bacon, a quarter pound of sausage, a pan of hash browns, two slices of toast, 20oz double Russian or French orange juice, a 32oz coffee, and two lipitor.

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          It was added automatically at 15%, but I can’t read or do math, so I also gave another 5% to the single mother on welfare that brought me my food after I ordered on a tablet at the table.

      • @Coreidan
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        11 month ago

        wtf is French orange juice?

        • @Death_Equity
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          11 month ago

          Champagne or wine and orange juice.

          • @Warl0k3
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            31 month ago

            (We call that a mimosa, and they are delicious)

  • shoulderoforion
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    121 month ago

    I guarantee that pizza isn’t American, it’s Japanese or from the UAE, book it

    • @Warl0k3
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      61 month ago

      If there’s one thing Americans have excessively strong opinions about, it’s pizza. This looks like some social media bait nonsense.

    • @Cornelius_Wangenheim
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      Brazil is known for this kind of thing. They make up a significant number of the posts in r/pizzacrimes

  • @Cornelius_Wangenheim
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    91 month ago

    You could at least blame us for things that we’re actually responsible for, like cherry pizzert.

  • @[email protected]
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    71 month ago

    Lol, yes… As an American this is what we eat all of the time.

    While we’re all here, I’ve got a bridge here in the US I’d love to sell some of you Europeans. It’s a great investment, please DM me for details.

  • @Gradually_Adjusting
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    61 month ago

    How am I supposed to eat my everything pizza without the beans on toast section? Is there even haggis in this?

  • @[email protected]
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    51 month ago

    It’s the grape?!?! What the fuck!?! I get the dinner/dessert pizza with a whole chicken but why the one grape!?!

  • @proper
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    41 month ago

    is that a grape?