• @randon31415
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    811 hours ago

    The daily show put it best: Maybe Trump should put a WALL around his golf course if he wants to be safe.

  • @PapaStevesy
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    411 hours ago

    Just give Trump a gun, then he’s invulnerable.

  • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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    615 hours ago

    He gets a state issue bible and cross same as our schoolchildren get

  • @MiltownClowns
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    4123 hours ago

    the problem is the secret service is a socialist organization funded by theft (taxation.) in a truly capitalist society the free market would protect the president.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      2123 hours ago

      The invisible hand would pull the gun away from the assassin!

    • @Bgugi
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      1422 hours ago

      I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in…

  • @[email protected]
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    701 day ago

    These assassination attempts are just a fact of life, we just need to get used to it since it’s obviously outside our control.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      521 day ago

      It’s too soon to talk about assassination attempt control.

      • @puppy
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        121 day ago

        ikr? How dare they!

  • @Serinus
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    261 day ago

    But most importantly, they need to stop taking away guns. We need good guys with guns to stop bad guys with guns. If you make the guns illegal at his rallies, then, by definition, only criminals at his rallies have guns.

    • Flying SquidOP
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      151 day ago

      His rallygoers will not feel truly safe until they’re surrounded by guys with no military training, but dressed in full tactical gear carrying locked and loaded semiautomatic rifles.

      • @The_v
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        823 hours ago

        They are only “semi” on the papers. The all have cheap mods to turn them “fully” because the “Guvment” can’t tell them what to do with their gun.

        So untrained cosplayers waving around mechanically compromised loaded firearms.

    • @jaybone
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      522 hours ago

      Does he ban guns at those? I would guess so. Didn’t the NRA ban guns at their conventions?

  • Diplomjodler
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    And Trump rally goers are all wonderful people, right? So just give them all AR-15s. With so many “good guys with guns” nothing bad can ever happen, can it?

    • @The_v
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      1123 hours ago

      I really do think a trump rally with free beer and everyone having a loaded automatic weapon would be good for America.

      • @jaybone
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        522 hours ago

        Trump should start having his rallies at schools.

      • @[email protected]
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        523 hours ago

        If only someone could break through to Trump and explain to him how good the ratings would be were such a rally televised, it just might work.

  • @[email protected]
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    821 hours ago

    The only problem is that both shooters were outside the venue and wouldn’t have seen the signs /s

  • vortic
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    171 day ago

    Require all conservative white men at his rallies to open carry so they can prevent violence from…

    …other conservative white men…

  • @IphtashuFitz
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    1123 hours ago

    I have a better idea. Replace the Secret Service with Meal Team Six volunteers. There are plenty of hard-right MAGA types that love to dress up and play with their assault rifles. Give them a chance to live out their fantasies with the veryy real condition that they will be held very tightly to the letter of the law.

    • @chiliedogg
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      I can’t see any problems with that. They certainly wouldn’t murder the cleaning staff at Mar-a-Lago for being Latino.

      • @[email protected]
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        321 hours ago

        Was literally my first thought. hamburger men with guns given authority to haress people. hmm wonder who else has guards like? O yeah the dictator Trump claims to respect.

  • @jaybone
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    822 hours ago

    Only a good assassin with a gun can stop a bad assassin with a gun.

  • @Nuke_the_whales
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    61 day ago

    Maybe if the country was as anti gun as Trump rallies are, this wouldn’t be an issue

  • Lemminary
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    321 hours ago

    I don’t think we need to change anything when all we get are these Storm Trooper assassins with no aim. 🙄