Following Mr Farage’s claim that he had been advised not to hold in-person surgeries by the Speaker’s Office, the Commons Speaker Sir Lindsay Hoyle said he would advise MPs to take advice from parliament’s security team and “do so safely” if they asked him for advice on holding surgeries.

  • @SpaceNoodle
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    I think there’s another definition of surgery being used here with which I am wholly unfamiliar.

      • @SpaceNoodle
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        And what do y’all call surgery? “Slicey knifey back to lifey?”

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          Old English vs modern. Original meaning was to alter something.

          As our political system grew from royal land allocation where Lords were in control of the laws of their own serfs.

          Surgeries were how locals talked with Lords abouts altering contracts and management of the land laws etc. More like a court then a town hall.

          As we moved to a democratic system and the house of commons gained power. MP took over the job / terms.

          • Match!!
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            so it’s actually closer to one of those psychic surgeries where the fake doctor pretends to do surgery but then you die of cancer 9 months later

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              Funny but no.

              Its just surgery as a word is way older then our willingness to slice humans and stick our hands in.

              We only applied it to that around the late 1800s.

              But its forgivable that teenage nations like the US are confused. We as your parents have failed to educate you in many ways.

          • @SpaceNoodle
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            I dunno, I thought he was having face surgery at first

            • Echo Dot
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              He still got some mileage in the bullfog face he got last time.

  • Ellia Plissken
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    a “surgery” in British politics is like a town hall meeting, but one person at a time.

    A political surgery is a series of one-to-one meetings that a Member of Parliament or other political officeholder may have with their constituents

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    he had been advised not to hold in-person surgeries by the Speaker’s Office

    Apparently this is false. From PA Media:

    “The Speaker’s Office and Parliament’s security team have no recollection of telling Nigel Farage that he should not hold in-person surgeries in his constituency, the PA news agency understands.”

  • teft
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    I’m not British but if this guy is so scared of his constituents stabbing him, why not just wear an anti-stab vest? You could be relatively safe and still able to talk face to face. Also just put some metal detectors up.

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      They probably want to stab him on his stupid face.

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      MPs having to wear stab vests is not a good thing.

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        They don’t have to wear stab vests. Literally no MPS use a vest. He’s just a disingenuous twat who has thought of an excuse which isn’t very clever and is easily disprovable, but he is sticking with it because his tiny mind can’t come up with another idea.

  • @then_three_more
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    Of course that’s the reason. It’s got nothing to do with him being a lazy cunt.

    • Echo Dot
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      No it’s a total coincidence.

      Maybe this speaker’s office told him it was inappropriate to hold surgeries from inside trump’s backside, since that’s where he spends most of his time.

  • Echo Dot
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    Given the fact that both MPs that have been murdered in the UK have been committed by hard right lunatics, I’d have thought he was the safest of all MPs.

  • @EnderMB
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    I’m conflicted. It’s because he’s a lazy cunt that would rather rake in money from whatever he’s shilling through the media than do his job. With that said, the people of Clacton were thick enough to vote for him, so in many ways they deserve a MP that can’t be fucked to represent them.

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      I live in an area with the same amount of general thickisge as Clapton, the only difference here is that it isn’t the entire constituency. The rest of the constituency generally contains people capable of simultaneous walking and spitting and as such didn’t vote for an idiot racist party.

      There will be the odd few people in Clapton who didn’t vote for this idiot and now there have been to suffer him. I feel sorry for them.

  • @fox2263
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    He will use this as a political stunt.

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    Too many low flying milkshakes?

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    This wouldn’t surprise me at all and is a sad indictment of the decline of political debate in this country.

    • Echo Dot
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      If you bother to read the article you would have realized that it’s been disproved.