From the stupidest-thing-I-can-think-of desk…

  • @AnUnusualRelic
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    322 months ago

    Is this one of those “yo, you like Windows, so we put some Windows in your Windows” joke that I’m too Linux to understand?

      • @xylogx
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        62 months ago

        Except for tha time with Windows 8 where they tried to get rid of them.

  • @EvilBit
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    2 months ago

    I asked Microsoft Copilot for names.

    1. Windows Anywhere
    2. WinConnect
    3. Windows Hub
    4. WinAccess
    5. Windows Portal
    6. WinLink
    7. Windows Bridge
    8. WinRemote
    9. Windows Gateway
    10. WinFlex
    • @AceBonobo
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      42 months ago

      I’m sorry, I don’t like any of these names

      • @[email protected]
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        22 months ago

        They don’t blow me away either, but I’d still rate them above what Microsoft’s actually using.

    • @[email protected]
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      2 months ago

      I’d say at least half if those would get them sued for Trademark infringement. Once again, this is AI plagairising, but this time it’s with obviously trademarked names.

  • a1studmuffin
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    102 months ago

    Windows App Series X Ultimate Pro for Enterprise Edition Service Pack 2

  • atlas
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    82 months ago

    Marklar marklar app for all your marklar to marklar on marklar (made by marklar)

  • @tabular
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    22 months ago

    Hope they release it for the Xbox 1

  • @[email protected]
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    22 months ago

    This is a huge hit to desktop ownership of the OS. Microsoft has officially made zero-trust a reality by doing this.

    I expect there will be even more news at Ignite. Bear in mind 11 has been requiring a MS account for years and 10 is in it’s final months. Pushing users to cloud only Windows allows them (and their corporate customers) complete control of the ecosystem.

  • Toes♀
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    12 months ago

    Is this meant to be something like snap?