He’s probably going through severe withdrawal 🎉
Epstein didn’t kill himself.
Daddy didn’t Puff himself. No, wait a minute, he did do that.
No, wait… Daddy un-Puffed to P and Diddy’d himself.
Then he un-P’d himself.
Guards are going on a quick break all while the cameras malfunction roughly at the same time
Did anybody ever check on the guards the last time, see which ones bought a boat a month later?
I didn’t, but if one did I wouldn’t be surprised.
If only one did I would be
Have you heard his friends speak? They are BRAZEN.
That kid that ruined Fromstoft’s Elden Ring, award ceremony, interviewed one of P-Diddy’s closest friends. I’m not really a fan, but the interview caught me off guard. The guy straight up says, “Come over, so P-Diddy can rape you,” maybe 5 times. Again, not a fan, but the kid is 17 and it speaks to the situation.
You think he changed his name to P Diddy as a little inside joke to himself, knowing himself to be the true Penis Diddler he is.
His lawyers probably just want to separate him from general population so he doesn’t get fucked up
I need y’all to go to Queens, and find me a set of left handed golf clubs
… and some Cambodian breast milk or I’m gonna shut down the studio.
