Police did not identify the discount supermarket chain. However, they said the cocaine was found at stores in several cities across the state of North Rhine-Westphalia.

Employees at a discount supermarket chain in Germany found 95 kilograms (210 pounds) of cocaine stashed inside crates of bananas, police announced on Monday.

The drugs are reported to have a street value of around €7 million ($7.8 million).

Police did not name the supermarket in question, but said the drugs turned up in several cities around the western state of North-Rhine Westphalia.

  • @[email protected]
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    915 months ago

    Somewhere in Europe, there is a very disappointed drug dealer staring at a number of boxes that contain nothing but delicious, healthful South American bananas.

  • IninewCrow
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    235 months ago

    I’m guessing the store employees originally uncovered 100 kgs of cocaine

    • @Nuke_the_whales
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      155 months ago

      If I found money I’d take it. But wtf would I even do with all that cocaine? I have no idea who I would sell that much to without getting arrested or killed. I would just turn it in and ask for a reward

      • @DasAlbatross
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        85 months ago

        But wtf would I even do with all that cocaine?

        People seem to super enjoy doing the cocaine itself!

      • @triptrapper
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        15 months ago

        There was a reddit post years ago, I think from /u/borax, with guidance on this scenario. Essentially he recommended splitting the cocaine up into Mason jars and burying them. As long as you were patient and didn’t tell anyone, you could have a lifetime supply of coke to sell or share with your friends.

    • @Maultasche
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      55 months ago

      Do you have pictures of the banana costumes?

    • @Treczoks
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      15 months ago

      I would love to see the faces of those policemen when they read this article…

  • RubberDuck
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    95 months ago

    Something like this happened at a fruit distributor in the Netherlands and they called the cops. Arrests where made but due to a fuckup during trial a full list of the fruit companies employees where left in a file that went to the defence. One lawyer refused to remove it and several years of threats and attacks on the fruit distributors personell followed.

    • TimeSquirrel
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      25 months ago

      Is that the one with the random $20 disposable boomboxes and drones nobody wants?

    • Flying Squid
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      25 months ago

      There’s always cocaine in the banana stand.

  • atocci
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    65 months ago

    Well gee wiz, so that’s where it went

  • @troglodytis
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    55 months ago

    Johnny Chimpo back to his old shenanigans!

  • @SassyRamen
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    35 months ago

    Whats the going rate on bananas these days?

  • Flying Squid
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    35 months ago

    I thought bananas were nature’s candy, not nature’s nose candy.

    • @JoeKis
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      75 months ago

      Maybe because only the bad ones get caught 🤔