We live in the weirdest fucking timeline.
Truth is stranger than fiction, so they say. But honestly, that’s really underselling it, because shit’s real fuckin strange.
I didn’t think this phrase would be so prevalent though. Did previous generations go through the same thoughts?
https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/ltkg9/one_of_these_is_a_convicted_felon/
I wouldn’t count out Trump jumping into the mix to weirden things up, either.
EDIT: some comments there point out that Snoop Dogg apparently has a history too, so the image is probably a little misleading, but still…
Hahaha isn’t that place known to be pretty rough?
I love it when evil rich people have to suffer. Its like the best kind of justice. Actual justice.
The wiki page for the prison is pretty interesting. Quite the rogues gallery of convicts who have had a stay there!
Two morally confused egotistical millionaires (billionaires?) scheming together in a jail cell? This can not be good.
You forgot sex fiends.
The safe word is “harder.”
“Hey, Diddy”
“Hey, Coinman”
Send baby oil.
Idk if the commissary can keep that much baby oil on site.
They share a dormitory with other inmates in a prison notorious for bad conditions. By American Standards.
I love you Philip Morris this is not.
The movie that ended with the main character being tortured?
Two pees in a pod
“like two turds on a blanket.” – Jack Sparrow or some shit
I was thinking more of Frank Reynolds from It’s Always Sunny.
It was the T-800
What are the odds of two billionaires sharing a jail cell? Has it ever happened before? Or I guess SBF is a former billionaire on paper so maybe he doesn’t count. Either way, its nice to see the legal system locking up monsters.
Idk but it still hasn’t happened.
Diddy was never worth that much and SBF’s worth was built on lies.
Why
