• nukeM
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    41 hour ago

    Very little shitposting going on in this thread.

    • @PugJesusOP
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      51 hour ago

      It was my mistake, I made the comic too credible. 😞

  • @[email protected]
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    32 hours ago

    Pretty much. There are tons of zionists mascarading as Lebanese who claim that Israel is being precise and having minimal civilian casualties…

  • @[email protected]
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    I think it’s finally time to restore the Mandate of Palestine:

    • Israelis get to live there but not their own special state
    • Palestinians get to live there but not their own special state
    • Everybody gets to hate the British, as is tradition
    • Brits finally get a colony back, it’ll lift their mood after the brexit disaster
    • @[email protected]
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      137 hours ago

      Unironically would be a better option if it was on the table.

      That’s how bad this has gotten, guys. I’m pro-British Empire vis-a-vis the Middle East.

      • @PugJesusOP
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        One-state solution time. Bring back the Roman Empire.

  • @[email protected]
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    1110 hours ago

    Is Hezbollah holding hostages? Or just in a coalition government with the christian democracy party?

      • @[email protected]
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        1110 hours ago

        I am referring to the meme which has the flag of hezbollah holding the flag of lebanon hostage.

        • @[email protected]M
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          49 hours ago

          well it’s gotta be more about how every lebanese govt since 2006 refused to implement UNSC resolution 1701 (that one about disarming hezbollah) and how it turned out for them

          • @[email protected]
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            76 hours ago

            Good luck disarming a group with (supposedly) more weapons and fighters than your actual army.

            If they had done it, I suspect Israel would have rolled over the border long ago.

          • @FeeshyFish
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            I know this is a serious topic but I stared at “UNSC” for way too long thinking “It’s not United Nations Space Command from Halo… so what is it?”

            United Nations Security Council, got it

  • @[email protected]
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    What are you talking about? The beepers and radios were bought by Hezbollah, and went to Hezbollah members. They were surgical strikes.

    Meanwhile, Lebanon is still firing rockets at Israel. The only reason that not more Israeli civilians are dead is because of the Iron Dome

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      Surgical my ass. Blowing explosives you planted on people way out of sight AND without any situational awareness is anything but precise

      • @[email protected]
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        I mean it was certainly precise as in each device was carried by their respective owner and therefore intended target.

        Blowing it up while the guy was standing in line in a grocery store shows how much civilian casualties have been considered though.

        • MaggiWuerze
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          I mean it was certainly precise as in each device was carried by their respective owner and therefore intended target.

          There was no way to know that for Israel though, they just assumed

    • @PugJesusOP
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      What are you talking about? The beepers and radios were bought by Hezbollah, and went to Hezbollah members. They were surgical strikes.

      This may be news to you, but Israel has been executing a flurry of airstrikes and artillery shelling on Lebanon since.

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      They have since been bombing the shit out of residential areas which is significantly less surgical…

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      If they were surgical then why did innocent civilians and children get hurt? What kind of surgeons are you used to and what on earth is their level of success?

      Meanwhile, Lebanon is still firing rockets at Israel. The only reason that not more Israeli civilians are dead is because of the Iron Dome

      Why is Israel getting attacked by Hezbollah? (It’s not Lebanon attacking Israel.)

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        I’d say it was closer to a surgeon than to most recent Isreali actions, but you’re right, “surgical” is always a propaganda term in military contexts. There is no clean war, only relatively less dirty.

        • @[email protected]
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          Saying it’s close to a surgeon compared to the rest of Israel’s actions is like saying a sawed-off shotgun is slightly more accurate because you added a tiny barrel to decrease it’s spread. It’s common knowledge this was an act of terror that violated international law and was intended to escalate the conflict to help keep Bibi and his cronies in power while also grabbing more land from Palestine and Lebanon. Calling it “surgical” is not just propaganda. It’s an outright lie and intended to misdirect from what’s actually happening.

          • @[email protected]
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            It’s common knowledge this was an act of terror

            I really don’t think so. That’s just some people’s opinion. Hell, even “act of terror” is poorly-defined, as used.

            and was intended to escalate the conflict to help keep Bibi and his cronies in power

            That’s valid, though. There’s nothing just about the war, valid method in this one instance or no.

            • @[email protected]
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              It really is an act of terror. This isn’t subjective. If you attack a population and spread terror among them than it’s an act of terror.

              “It is also a war crime to commit violence intended to spread terror among civilians, including to intimidate or deter them from supporting an adversary,” the experts warned. “A climate of fear now pervades everyday life in Lebanon,” they said.

              Source

              • @[email protected]
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                So when the police arrest someone for stealing in order to deter other potential thieves, that’s an act of terror? I kinda thought you might go there, but it’s a uselessly vague dictionary definition. In practice it’s even more political than “surgical strike”.

                Collective punishment is a war crime, but this was directed at personnel of a military adversary, not Lebanese people in general. These UN experts seem to think it was indiscriminate, and they’re way more qualified than me, but at the same time an airstrike on a specifically military target is generally considered okay, and has way higher potential for collateral damage.

                Humanitarian law additionally prohibits the use of booby-traps disguised as apparently harmless portable objects where specifically designed and constructed with explosives

                This one’s new to me. Yep, that fits to a tee. Never mind, it was illegal.

                • @[email protected]
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                  So when the police arrest someone for stealing in order to deter other potential thieves, that’s an act of terror?

                  Police arrest and imprison a thief because they are a thief and have done a crime. Deterrence is not the main intent and just a byproduct. This was an intentional escalation of an already volatile situation to promote fear in the Lebanese population and provoke a response from Hezbollah. These 2 situations are in no way related.

                  Collective punishment is a war crime, but this was directed at personnel of a military adversary, not Lebanese people in general.

                  Unless the pagers had some kind of biometrics capability capable of verifying that the person beside the pager was a Hezbollah member and no one else was around then it was not “directed at personnel of a military adversary”. You don’t play a shooter and say spray-and-pray is an effective strategy because over 80% of the bullets hit the target.

                  These UN experts seem to think it was indiscriminate, and they’re way more qualified than me

                  If experts are saying something then maybe you should listen?

                  but at the same time an airstrike on a specifically military target is generally considered okay, and has way higher potential for collateral damage.

                  An airstrike with guided missiles on some of the most advanced fighter jets in history has more potential for collateral damage than a bunch of improvised IED’s spread throughout a population? Really?

                • @PugJesusOP
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                  This one’s new to me. Yep, that fits to a tee. Never mind, it was illegal.

                  This is not quite as cut-and-dry. The prohibition is for civilian objects. The argument can be made that Israel rigging the communication devices of Hezbollah operatives specifically is not invalid just because communication devices are dual-use objects.

                  But regardless. It’s shitty, Israel’s motives are shitty, and all most of us half a world away can do is meme to keep our sanity.

                  Or lose it. Whatever.

        • Match!!
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          22 hours ago

          bunch a civilians and children were killed by the pager attacks

        • @PugJesusOP
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          Yeah, like, fuck Israel, I’m no ally of Israel, but the pager thing is dubious-but-overblown. I could see it being a war crime, but I could also understand if it was determined a legitimate ruse-of-war by a legitimately unbiased international court.

          The fact that they immediately escalated to shelling residential areas afterwards? A bit more damning.

          • @[email protected]
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            Yup. I’d say it was legit, given that airstrikes on military targets that might have visiting civilians are considered legit. Like, at the very least that seems like a court case worth fighting, although IANAL.

            Literally everything else I can think of has been messed up.

          • @[email protected]M
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            pagers thing is probably illegal pending extra details but it’s not the worst thing that happenes there. not like this case will see hague ever so it’s probably a bit moot on that ground

            it’s middle east, there are no innocent orgs, except civilians, and no one has actual incentive to limit civilian casualties. i’d just wish that both likud and hamas lose because neither is compatible with remotely sane stable politics in region

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          • @[email protected]M
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            i’ll make it shorter for you if you don’t have attention span for a paragraph of text:

            pagers are probably a war crime, but it’s relatively minor compared to airstrikes that happened since (and before)

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      • @[email protected]
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        So booby trapping military equipment is bad because civilians might get caught in it, but firing rockets at civilians is a-ok?

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            • @[email protected]
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              You must live in Israel, where the media censors all the other, outgoing airstrikes. Which are much greater in quantity and effect.

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                • @PugJesusOP
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                  Would you like to give us a ballpark estimate of the number of civilians bombed by Israel and Hamas recently?