• @SidewaysHighways
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    3 months ago

    Pomade? I prefer my dapper dan

    Edit: it was truly just a guess

    • @[email protected]
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      I use pomade and it surprised me how often its branded like that. I have seen at least three brands that unironically use flaming skeletons. Also I have to say dapper dan is not great (at least the modern kind).

      Edit: Apparently the modern kind is the only kind. O Brother just made it up, and someone took the design and made it real in 2011.

    • @BreadOven
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      43 months ago

      I didn’t think that initially, but you’re right (I assumed you knew that already). But if anyone else was wondering, it is a pomade.

  • Zier
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    343 months ago

    It’s used to rub all over your chicken so thieves can’t catch and steal them. It makes it XXTRA HARD to catch. Good luck with that slippery cock.

  • Capt. Wolf
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    3 months ago

    Pretty obvious, guys… It’s “Cock Grease,” it says so right on the label!

  • @Euphorazine
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    213 months ago

    Petroleum jelly like thing, to protect combs from freezing weather

    • @Num10ck
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      73 months ago

      old school street punks used toothpaste. works until wet.

      • @ZagamTheVile
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        123 months ago

        And for a couple of hours, they smelled nice.

      • @BreadOven
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        23 months ago

        Wood glue or gelatin also works.

  • @doingthestuff
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    173 months ago

    Well it’s clearly not a sex product (or at least not intended to be). If it was a sex product they would have obviously added the third X - XXXTRA HARD!

  • mechoman444
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    133 months ago

    I’m not googling “cock grease” thank you very much.

    • @stupidcasey
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      43 months ago

      Never gonna find a value product at low prices with an attitude like that.

    • GladiusB
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      33 months ago

      I however, will.

      Ooooooh tab 3 is bookmarked for tonight.

  • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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    93 months ago

    I’m going to go with some manner of surfboard wax. I mean, we already have “Sex Wax” for that very application.