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ZILtoid1991 to Lemmy Shitpost · 1 year ago

Guess what this product is without looking up what it is!

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Guess what this product is without looking up what it is!

ZILtoid1991 to Lemmy Shitpost · 1 year ago
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  • SidewaysHighways
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    Pomade? I prefer my dapper dan

    Edit: it was truly just a guess

    • sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works
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      I use pomade and it surprised me how often its branded like that. I have seen at least three brands that unironically use flaming skeletons. Also I have to say dapper dan is not great (at least the modern kind).

      Edit: Apparently the modern kind is the only kind. O Brother just made it up, and someone took the design and made it real in 2011.

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      I didn’t think that initially, but you’re right (I assumed you knew that already). But if anyone else was wondering, it is a pomade.

    • johannesvanderwhales
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      That was my guess just based off of the shape of the container.

  • Zier@fedia.io
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    It’s used to rub all over your chicken so thieves can’t catch and steal them. It makes it XXTRA HARD to catch. Good luck with that slippery cock.

    • SurfinBird@lemmy.ca
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      This is the only answer that makes sense.

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    Pretty obvious, guys… It’s “Cock Grease,” it says so right on the label!

    • Pinklink@lemm.ee
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      Guys! This one can read! Get ‘em!!!

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    • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
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      Beat me to it. I had a sex wax car air freshener for a while, common enough in Florida but I’m sure it confused people here in Minnesota.

      • Eager Eagle
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        beat meat to it

        • bitwaba
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          Don’t mind if I do

    • DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz
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      Actually love this stuff

  • huginn@feddit.it
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    Snowboard, ski or surfboard wax

  • Euphorazine
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    Petroleum jelly like thing, to protect combs from freezing weather

  • Passerby6497
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    Hair product

  • chooglers@lemmy.ml
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    Mohawk glue

    • Num10ck
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      old school street punks used toothpaste. works until wet.

      • ZagamTheVile
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        And for a couple of hours, they smelled nice.

      • BreadOven
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        Wood glue or gelatin also works.

    • johsny
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      Lol

  • doingthestuff
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    Well it’s clearly not a sex product (or at least not intended to be). If it was a sex product they would have obviously added the third X - XXXTRA HARD!

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    I’m not googling “cock grease” thank you very much.

    • stupidcasey
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      Never gonna find a value product at low prices with an attitude like that.

    • GladiusB
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      I however, will.

      Ooooooh tab 3 is bookmarked for tonight.

  • PixellatedDave
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    Looks like a hair product?

  • dual_sport_dork 🐧🗡️
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    I’m going to go with some manner of surfboard wax. I mean, we already have “Sex Wax” for that very application.

  • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
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    Badminton shuttlecock conditioner?

  • Dave2@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Some sort of performance improving lube?

    • Rain World: Slugcat Game
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      nah, tried it on mine and it felt really weird to turn

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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    Hair gel or protein powder.

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