Did you hear?!!! The prince is going around the kingdom trying to find his true love 💕😘! If the butt plug fits you, then you could be the one!
Does… Does he wash it first?
The prince does no such things. Now turn around, let’s see if your the princess 😘💞. It’s gonna feel a little warm because he just tried it over there.
Instead a size check, it’s a sniff test.
sniff smells like tacos
Christ, that’s the risky click of the day
“My God! It just falls right out!! It’s you!! You are the one I turned out last night!!”
This is a story I can get behind
you had to plug your comment don’t you?
Wait, they didn’t give us a full rebuttal!
Don’t be anal.
In the old tale, the stepsisters mutilated their feet to try to fit in the slipper. What’ll they come up with this time?
goatse
Fur slipper > Glass slipper > Fur tail
I love it when jokes come full circle.
Fur slipper was likely a nod and wink that the prince knew Cinderella intimately…
90% chance this was as a queen, not the princess