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prettydarknwild to Lemmy Shitpost · 7 months ago

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  • AGD4
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    So did someone f**k a costco rotisserie chicken and this is how I’m learning about it?

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      Hey, it’s better than the maggoty coconut…

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        Her name was Margaret Thatcher and you ought to show some respect for the UKs first demonic prime minister

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        I did not need that reminder in my life.

        • AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca
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          May I remind you about the cum box? That nasty, crusty old shoe box.

          • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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            Sigh… Ruin my brain, please. I don’t know this one.

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              https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/comment/c4imcva/

              • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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                I will never forgive you for giving in to my request. I need healthy boundaries set for me!

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            7 months ago

            I’ll throw one back in 2 words: Jolly Rancher

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          Is that Simon Pegg?

          • nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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            Could be his dad for now old it is, but now I’m wondering if this is where he got his hair style from.

      • FreshLight@sh.itjust.works
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        Ah, yes! The coco nut

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      I mean, who hasn’t at this point?

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        I haven’t yet! So how was it?

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          Listen, you don’t have to pretend here. This is a safe space.

          • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social
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            Everyone pops their cherry at some point, but it doesn’t necessarily mean everyone has done it yet.

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            Oh fine. I didn’t return it for a full refund, just in case anyone else hasn’t either.

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      https://youtu.be/lvXL_gZzabA

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        Thank you for the clarification. That was a very risky click.

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    Oh, this is the JD Vance thing.

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      Hoss, we’re in a Wayfair 3 piece faux leather sectional.

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    This again! Are you trying to program this image into my long term memory?

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      Sample Text

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        Lisa needs braces.

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          deleted by creator

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    This could have easily worked with ‘Homie, we’re in a Wendy’s restroom’, but somehow this version hits a little better haha! 👍

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      I think this meme template is a bit like The Aristocrats; many tellings but it’s all the same joke. In this case, I think almost any back-and-forth text would work and would have it’s own “ew” factor, some worse than others.

      A: I want to grow up to topple the proletariat!

      B: Bro, we’re in a coconut.

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    marginally better than a sock

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    At least it isn’t a couch at Ashley’s.

  • 🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.ee
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    6/10 probably would do again but I would hesitate a bit.

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    We’re Costco guys

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