• @Etterra
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    12 hours ago

    I call bullshit. If there was really a satanic portal there, it would be plastic death metal at all hours.

  • @tlou3please
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    126 hours ago

    Good. That’s why kids are so lazy these days. Back in my day battling demons and carrying a flask of holy water taught us a thing or two about life. I for one welcome the pro satanic portal stance of this administration.

  • @bcgm3
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    157 hours ago

    a Satanic portal

    That’s a bit vague. What exactly are we talking about here?

    A portal that worships Satan? A portal of Satan’s making? Is it a portal that only Satan himself can use, or can anyone can use it and it leads them directly to Satan’s location, or magically turns them Satanic upon using it?

    • @Grimy
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      53 hours ago

      A portal in the style of Satan. Essentially fiery goth.

  • @[email protected]
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    478 hours ago

    “A Satanic portal? At this time of year! At this time of day! In this part of the country! Localized entirely above the White House?!?”

    “Yes”

    “May I see it?”

    “No”

  • @iAvicennaOP
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    8 hours ago

    Can you run doom on it though?

    • Mayor Poopington
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      47 hours ago

      If someone can boot Linux on an Intel 4004, anything is possible!

  • @satanmat
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    108 hours ago

    The most terrifying part of this, is that the words “Satanic Portal “ doesn’t immediately cause people to stop and say WTF?!!?

    • @Soggy
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      137 hours ago

      This is what religion does to a brain.

    • @dohpaz42
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      88 hours ago

      I’m saying WTF.

      Everybody knows that Hell is down below us, and portals to Hell or Satan would open up on the ground and not in the sky where Heaven is located. Like, duh, man.

  • @[email protected]
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    108 hours ago

    Excellent.

    They’ve ignored the bigger one over Mt. Rushmore.

    rubbs fingers together excitedly

  • @Lanusensei87
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    38 hours ago

    “You must understand, it was for the benefit of mankind, I assure you!”.