• @yesman
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    394 months ago

    Visiting the UK is like going into the future. That’s because I’m American and we’ll be a washed up hegemon soon.

    P.S. I can’t help but notice that you lost your empire around the same time you got healthcare. Is there a way to learn this power?

    • @[email protected]
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      324 months ago

      Yea, get the shit bombed out of you. Then you’ll lose everything and your government will have no option but to finally get off their arse and publically fund healthcare to avoid their remaining workforce dying out.

      • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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        74 months ago

        I’m not entirely convinced they don’t want us poors to die off. Otherwise we’d have an actual healthcare system in the US.

    • @Z3k3
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      84 months ago

      I have half a recollection from a misremembered primary school history class that that also coincided with the end of wwii. I bet that was part of the magic spell

    • @[email protected]
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      44 months ago

      Except the water faucets (“taps”) come in pairs, one with cold water and one with hot. So, not so much like going into the future, but more like some primitive land too stubborn to change for the better in even the most straightforward, obvious ways. 😆

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        4 months ago

        In a lot of UK homes cold water comes directly from the mains supply and hot water comes from a local storage cistern, which is normally kept in the attic. They use separate pipes and taps to avoid fresh “drinking” water being contaminated by non-fresh “washing” water.

        That plumbing set up was common during the 1940s-50s, when a lot of UK houses were built due to the post-war economic boom. My older home doesn’t use this system and I have mixer taps in both my kitchen and bathroom and recent builds don’t use it either but some people prefer separate taps as it’s what they’re used to.

  • @FelixCress
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    154 months ago

    To quote Jacques Chirac:

    “Ah, English food! At first you think it’s crap and then you regret that it’s not.”

    • ivanafterall ☑️
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      24 months ago

      You look at Jacques Chirac and you just intuitively know you’re dealing with an expert opinion on eating shit.

  • @hakunawazo
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    114 months ago

    You strike through the union jack with a St. Patrick’s cross, nice.

    • @[email protected]
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      14 months ago

      I’m from Spain and here snails are sometimes eaten with rice. While a different kind they do taste very good. Dunno about the French ones.

      • Synapse
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        24 months ago

        French snails are soaked in garlic butter. If you like garlic butter then you will like it.

  • @pigup
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    54 months ago

    👎⚠️🚫🤢🦨🇬🇧🦨🤮🚫⚠️👎

    • @DrownedRats
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      44 months ago

      The welsh are lovely! At least, I think they are, just wish I understood what they were trying to tell me.

    • @[email protected]
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      24 months ago

      The Scots are a violent, savage people. I was attacked there and beaten, and everyone I met on the rest of my week stay regaled me with stories of people they knew who had been similarly brutalized. “Oh yeah my sister got a kicking last week.” “My mate Barry tried to pull some geezers off a bird and then she helped them give him a kicking!” And on and on. Amazingly even more vicious than the English, which hardly seemed possible.