• Sam, The Man
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    152 hours ago

    It’s wild this mf made an Atlas Shrugged-ass movie while everyone out here is living like Upton Sinclair’s The Jungle.

    Read the room, guy

    Nice theater tho!

    • Iapar
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      18 minutes ago

      I don’t understand what you are saying but I want to.

      Care to tell me what is the message of atlas shruggs and the jungle are?

  • @cordlessmodem
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    4 hours ago

    From reading the penny arcade blog about it and watching the trailer, it seems to be an arthouse movie that just happens to be made by the most famous people on earth. You might love it or hate it but most people just won’t get it either way

      • @wreckedcarzz
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        534 hours ago

        Damn, cinema tickets have really gone up in cost

        • @macarthur_park
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          63 hours ago

          At that price I’m definitely sneaking in my own drink and snacks.

        • TheTechnician27
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          33 hours ago

          OP lives in Zimbabwe and built their own top-end basement home theater in preparation for the movie.

  • @[email protected]
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    275 hours ago

    I have to ask. What about this movie is so bad

    I haven’t seen it, I hadn’t even heard of it until yesterday. But you don’t get a flop THIS epic without some Morbius tier blunders

    • Flying SquidOP
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      I haven’t seen it and, although I know it gets panned a lot for various reasons, I highly recommend at least reading the snippets of reviews of the film by critics to get an idea. Even a lot of the so-called positive films are basically ‘this movie clearly sucks, but I liked it anyway.’

      Basically, it’s a very expensive, pretty, and totally incoherent mess of a film that a few people feel is profound but most people think is a colossal piece of shit.

      https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/megalopolis/reviews

      Also, some theaters have a lady stand in front of the screen and lip synch to a specific scene and then leave for some reason. Don’t ask me to explain that.

      Edit: also, that link provides you with gems like this one from Richard Roeper-

      • @TrickDacy
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        it’s a very expensive, pretty, and totally incoherent mess of a film that a few people feel is profound but most people think is a colossal piece of shit.

        It sounds like what people should have thought about Inception, but everyone instead apparently fucking loved that movie.

        All the hate given toward Megalopolis makes me want to see it. Before that, I wasn’t interested just based on the poster.

        • @[email protected]
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          257 minutes ago

          I eventually want to see Megalopolis too.

          I like watching art house movies and then figuring out what I don’t like about it. Even the ones everyone loves. Magnolia was one people loved and I just didn’t get.

        • Flying SquidOP
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          151 minutes ago

          Okay, but just so you know, it’s 2 hours and 18 minutes long.

      • @[email protected]
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        82 hours ago

        FFC said he wanted to make this movie since he came up with the treatment for it in 1977. For one of the world’s most successful living directors with all of the connections in Hollywood, to never have been able to make the picture until 2024, you know it’s going to be some masturbatory incoherent mess.

        • @Skullgrid
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          146 minutes ago

          I feel like I need to watch this like I watched tenet, barely giving a shit while sick, lying in bed and from my phone

    • RBG
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      135 hours ago

      Maybe they megaloped around?

    • Flying SquidOP
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      215 hours ago

      Maybe your AC is out and you need a nap?

      • @Darkard
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        195 hours ago

        Maybe you are a career politician and need to wank off someone and vape without getting in the news about it.

        • MeatPilot
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          103 hours ago

          Or a politician looking for a lot of vacant upholstery to vilolate?