• ivanafterall ☑️
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    1112 months ago

    You’re already on thin ice posting this meme encouraging immorality.

    • metaStatic
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      402 months ago

      you think just posting on the fediverse hasn’t already got you on the list?

      • @Zangoose
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        Didn’t it get revealed that anyone who used a certain Linux forum got automatically added to an FBI surveillance list? Everyone here is definitely already on a list lol

        Edit: it was the NSA, not the FBI: https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2014/07/the-nsa-thinks-linux-journal-is-an-extremist-forum/

        Edit 2: for clarity, that article is from 2014 so it isn’t exactly recent but if they were doing it in 2014 they probably still do something similar now.

        • @marcos
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          212 months ago

          Wow, really strong “only terrorists use encryption” vibes.

        • Lev_Astov
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          62 months ago

          The great thing is, if everyone’s on the list, no one is!

        • @Wogi
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          42 months ago

          A lot gets you on that list. Practically the entire country is on that list

        • the post of tom joad
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          22 months ago

          What was that one story about the wow server infiltrated by agents who ended up surveiling each other? That’s real right? I can’t tell anymore

      • @[email protected]
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        92 months ago

        Even visiting without an account is probably enough - whoopsie, I committed a tewworism.

      • @[email protected]
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        -12 months ago

        I’m from the fed. We just put everyone on the list pre-emptively. It’s a big list, and you’re all on it!

  • ceoofanarchism
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    342 months ago

    How dare you use something you don’t own in way you haven’t been given permission to. Shame on you.

  • @samus12345
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    312 months ago

    If Nintendo ever gets this kind of power I’m gonna have around a million death sentences.

    • @nexguy
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      92 months ago

      It’s a me a mandatory death sentence

          • @samus12345
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            72 months ago

            I decide-a what’s-a fair use! Woo-hoo!”

          • @Wogi
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            42 months ago

            Does requesting a design get printed on a garment still get it stolen? Could we sick Nintendo on them?

    • @[email protected]
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      52 months ago

      The trick is to always get an even number of death sentences as every second execution will revert the effect of the previous.

    • Possibly linux
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      42 months ago

      So? In the future we will have AI powered snipers with cleaning robots to remove waste

    • @ZoopZeZoop
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      102 months ago

      That one Republican running for the U.S. House (I think) borrowed a whole family for his political pictures.

    • @Wogi
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      32 months ago

      No but I’d cut one in half and give it to two different women

        • @Wogi
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          32 months ago

          This season of Maury is gonna be lit

    • swab148
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      252 months ago

      I mean, you can type it anywhere. Whether it does something or not is a different issue.

        • @Klear
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          🙂~🙃~🙂

        • Yi K
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          22 months ago

          Press Z or R twice

      • @[email protected]
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        22 months ago

        Starfox is the game that had the ‘do a barrel roll’ saying on the tutorial level. Google made the Easter egg in their search engine, one of many Easter eggs.

        • Fonzie!
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          22 months ago

          Ahh I didn’t know that’s what it’s from!

          That’s cool, thanks!

  • @Miphera
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    212 months ago

    GameCube Star Fox gives this a 50% chance of it being Star Fox Adventures, making you a great friend 😎

    • @taiyang
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      82 months ago

      Spreading the furry gospel, as it were. Great friend indeed, lol

      • Yi K
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        42 months ago

        So how did your wife think about the fact that you were a furry?

    • Yi K
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      12 months ago

      I still like sf64 more

  • Diplomjodler
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    112 months ago

    Serves you right, you filthy criminal!

    • mp3
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      122 months ago

      Stop right there, criminal scum!

      • @SidewaysHighways
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        122 months ago

        User is not in sudoers file. This incident will be reported

  • @[email protected]
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    92 months ago

    Ugh. I wish I didn’t have this overwhelming nostalgia that makes me want to play every LOZ game ever. It’s the only franchise that keeps me crawling back to the Nintethedone Clinic.

    • [email protected]
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      122 months ago

      Buy the game secondhand, then resell it when you’re done. Boom, net neutral supply and 0 additional profit for Nintendo. But avoid copying the contents of that chip. That would be wrong.

  • @werefreeatlast
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    52 months ago

    You wouldn’t eat a tangerine 🍊! Screw that! Let’s eat 🍋 lemons and Orange 🍊!

  • @Suavevillain
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    42 months ago

    Nintendo not making an animated Star Fox series makes me sad.

  • @Thebeardedsinglemalt
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    Too much dIvErSiTy, doesn’t feature the mandated minimum of 92% white cis christian males featured only in a positive light.

    Big fat /s folks…

    • @[email protected]
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      32 months ago

      Yeah I guess Kystal being a woman and Falco having a Brooklyn accent would be too much for some people.