• @tourist
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    45 hours ago

    Snort 50-60 grams of creatine

    Eat so much protein that it changes your gut bacteria and brain chemistry

    Lift weights until you feel nothing but fiery pain in your muscles.

    Do this daily and you won’t have any issues with carrying anything that was designed to be carried.

  • socsa
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    10 hours ago

    Me, explaining to her why cutting down a shotgun is not a good idea as part of a robust a self defense posture, given the history of the technique, the resulting ergonomics, and the wide availability of superior compact self defense items. She is very receptive to my lecture and has agreed to a second date.

      • Zagorath
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        68 hours ago

        You do it with ![](Link goes here). Optionally, you can also put alt text in by putting it between the square brackets.

    • @OldManBOMBINOP
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      67 hours ago

      I actually liked your comment, I’m just awkward and I like the baby meme.