Being Australian, it of course wants to kill you

It’s things like this that has me convinced there is all sorts of weird shit we don’t know about living beneath the ocean floor.

But does it leave behind a spice that lets some people see the future?

Well Australia is mostly desert, deadly, and a major minerals exporter. Only natural the spice would flow from Australia.

If it’s big and crawly, it gotta be Aussie

Ewww it’s Australian