• @ChronosTriggerWarning
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    110 hours ago

    “The Good Lord said he could heal this boy for just FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS!!!1!”

  • @javasux
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    201 day ago

    What the fuck is that font

  • @[email protected]
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    222 hours ago

    What is a savior though?

    A dead body.

    Well not really, but he ain’t like anybody that you ever met before.

    He’d drink Dasani and spit out Pinot Noir

    • @ChronosTriggerWarning
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      111 hours ago

      “What is a… what the- what the fuck was THAT?! That shit is whack.

    • @KuroiKaze
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      122 hours ago

      Just want you to know I got this

  • @aeronmelon
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    141 day ago

    “Salvation, how does it work?”

    • @espentan
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      41 day ago

      … and I don’t wanna talk to a prophet
      Y’all motherfuckers lying, and getting me blessed

  • @niktemadur
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    1 day ago

    The loaves and fishes… at the juggaloo convention!

    EDIT: Huh… what would that look like? Twinkies and Doritos? Beer and tits?

    • Pops
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      31 day ago

      Piggy pie and Faygo

  • Diplomjodler
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    21 day ago

    I think they prefer orange face paint these days.

  • @rain_worl
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    -21 day ago

    WHY’D YOU POST AN IMAGE