• @meathorse
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    I heard from a reliable source that “they” also have a functional gender-swap ray gun - it was actually a happy accident they stumbled upon when they were trying to develop the weather control gun.

    It’s quick, effective and eliminates the need for messy surgery and hormones that magas can ban.

    They have already targeted the majority of the right wing figureheads in the media and the maga party. Jones, Hannity, MTG, Shapiro, Musk and many, many more. They’ve all been gender swapped and are desperately trying to keep this hidden from their supporters.

    If you see strange behavior, nonsensical ramblings or angry tirades, this is one of the side-effects as their mind struggles with the sudden gender change.

    • @just_another_person
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      Nuh uh, because I heard that you just go to school, and then you come home with an operation. That’s totally how it works.

  • @[email protected]
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    403 hours ago

    Wasn’t this man fined a gazillion dollars? How is he still able to say things and have me hear about them?

    • @ZagamTheVile
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      32 hours ago

      After eating ourselves into a heart condition, the nation’s favorite pastime is making stupid people famous.

  • @Blue_Morpho
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    143 hours ago

    They have to push this story because they previously blamed all natural disasters that affected Democrats on God’s judgement.

  • @nemonic187
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    32 hours ago

    Alex should be more concerned about which dumpster he’s gonna have to dive into to get his next meal, and not about hurricanes.

  • @Buffalox
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    153 hours ago

    That man should either be committed to an asylum, or be in jail. Because he is either insane or a conman.

  • Admiral Patrick
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    If we’re going to be dragged kicking and screaming back into the barbarism of the past by these people, let’s at least bring back the thing where we cut out liar’s tongues.

  • HubertManne
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    11 hour ago

    I realize not all republicans are like this but the fact that they draw so heavily from it should really make their membership question supporting them.

  • @vegetaOP
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    Now we know where Empty G got her “theory” from.

    Why doesn’t she tell Trump to change the direction of the hurricane with his Sharpie?

  • @just_another_person
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    134 hours ago

    “You want some proof? By my Boner Vitality Shake Mix. Each order comes with a packet of evidence. I SWEAR!!”

  • @InternetCitizen2
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    12 hours ago

    Sometimes for fun I like to think that these alt righters are saying the truth because that means Kamala is hella powerful and would be even better for our empire.

  • @xc2215x
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    12 hours ago

    Alex is wrong. There are no weather weapons.

  • @_bcron_
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    43 hours ago

    Bro about to get a judgment on his Facebook page 😂