I recently went to the grocery store and before I started scanning at the self-checkout, I realized someone else had scanned a box of “Men’s libido max” pills and apparently left as it required ID or something to buy, and I guess they didn’t want to look someone in the face and buy it.

So then I had to look someone in the face while they cleared it from the register, probably thinking that I was the one who had the change of heart.

My wife once sent me to the shop to pick up some hand lotion, a cucumber and a box of tissues.

The 16 year old girl behind the counter gave me a weird look.

We were cracking up last time at Safeway because it announces everything you scan.

“please put your bulk potatoes in the bagging area”

And the voice changes when it says the item name, no idea why we thought it was funny but we were losing it

Please enter your phone number so we can sell this purchase record to our 9473 partners.

Reminds me of when, much younger, my wife was going into a store to grab pregnancy tests. She was very shy about it but quickly grabbed them, played it off cool with the cashier and left. When she got home, I had to point out the error she made in her haste: instead of pregnancy tests, they were tests for vaginal bacteria!

Not only did she boldly look the cashier in the eye, she was ultimately saying “oh ya, you know it stinks down there and I will not be ashamed”. Which good on her except she was so embarrassed when she found out.

(Real talk though, no shame of you do need to test your pH down there, or doing a bit of family planning)

When you stop giving a shit about stuff like this, are you officially “old”?

Uhhhh asking for a friend…

You’re selling this shit in your shop and I’m paying full price buying this shit. I’m not embarrassed one bit.

If you want to pass the pain to someone else you can order it on Uber or whatever and specify they go through human checkout lmao

Do people actually get embarrassed buying things?