• Diplomjodler
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    2 months ago

    Me: “That’s a nice new handbag you got there.”

    The upside of my wife’s thing for expensive handbags is that don’t get any grief when I buy new bike or computer stuff.

      • Sam, The Man
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        192 months ago

        My husband and I have a similar rule: “Can we still afford rent?”

        If yes, then I don’t care how many Warhammer minis you get, as long as you don’t get angry when I get an antique collection of tuning forks for no reason.

        • @soul
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          51 month ago

          antique collection of tuning forks

          Go on…

          • Sam, The Man
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            61 month ago

            … I lied, it was only one. I didn’t want to get into my actual hobby right now which is the collection of fancy isopods.

            One of ‘em looks like a jelly bean. It’s awesome.

            • @soul
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              21 month ago

              A collection of 1 is still a collection. But now, I want to see this forbidden jelly bean.

            • @[email protected]
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              21 month ago

              Have you seen Serpa Design’s isopod habitats?? They’re so cool! He’s made full on display enclosures for just isopods- working waterfalls and everything.

  • @[email protected]
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    282 months ago

    “Yes, I upgraded it, thank you for noticing”

    I tend to be responsible with my money, and if I upgraded I would have budgeted for it

    • @Entropywins
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      71 month ago

      “Yes, I’m not eating for the next 3 weeks”

      I tend to be irresponsible with my money, and if I upgraded I ain’t eating.

  • @[email protected]
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    141 month ago

    Not sim racing related but same vibe. I collect records and one of the local shops has a sign over the register that says they’ll make a receipt that says you spent whatever amount you want for $5

  • @expatriado
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    62 months ago

    does it? it’s the same

  • @stupidcasey
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    41 month ago

    You look very pretty today, was it an accident?

    Final answer locking it in.

  • @[email protected]
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    41 month ago

    The slight defensive tone I imagine to read in some of these comments makes the meme even better

  • @villainy
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    22 months ago

    I hope that’s multiple choice!

  • @paultimate14
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    12 months ago

    You see, it’s funny because marriage is terrible!