IRVINE, CA—Despite the fast food chain’s self-described dedication to innovation, Taco Bell announced Friday that it was plumb out of ideas for new places to put ground beef. “We’re stumped—we can’t think of anywhere else to put our signature seasoned beef at the moment,” said Nathan Chisholm, a disheveled-looking member of the Taco Bell product […]
  • EchEnglish
    5•4 hours ago

    Bring back shredded chicken burritos, cowards.

  • @inclementimmigrantEnglish
    1•3 hours ago

    Come on, this one isn’t even remotely believable. For shame Onion for this. For shame.

  • @7355608English
    8•6 hours ago

    Have they tried their butthole?

    • qupada
      11•4 hours ago

      Per the article… yes

      We’ve put taco meat in places that I can never repeat

    • EleventhHourEnglish
      7•6 hours ago

      Since that is where it always ends up, almost certainly

  • Blackout
    6•6 hours ago

    Every time I go to Taco Bell for Chicken Alfredo they tell me they don’t have any :(

    • @macarthur_parkEnglish
      6•5 hours ago

      Introducing the new Doritos Locos® chicken Alfredo! Make it a combo and pair it with a MTN DEW® BAJA BLAST® FREEZE.

      Yo quiero Taco Bell!

  • @ZeroTwoEnglish
    1•4 hours ago

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