• @ZeroCool@slrpnk.net
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    715 months ago

    Trump is old, morbidly obese, and senile. He’s also been convicted of 34 felonies. He belongs in a prison infirmary, not on the campaign trail.

    • @zephorah@lemm.ee
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      295 months ago

      Fun fact. Thanksgiving and Christmas are the heart attack spike times. Unhealthy people eat too much and while overstuffed with all that food are more likely to write off signs and symptoms as indigestion and holiday stress.

      Someone made the comment that Vance is 1 cheeseburger away from the presidency if they win. More like one holiday meal away.

      Meanwhile, Kamala is 20 yrs younger and fit.

      • @jaybone
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        45 months ago

        Does McDonald’s have a holiday meal?

        Because I’d guess his odds are about as good as any other time of year.

        • @glitch1985
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          35 months ago

          I wish. Wawa has a mean sub called the gobbler that has turkey, dressing, and cranberry sauce.

        • @PlantJam
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          25 months ago

          They sometimes have colored milkshakes, I think that counts?

    • @MegaUltraChicken
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      95 months ago

      He belongs in a prison infirmary graveyard, not on the campaign trail.

  • Funderpants
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    345 months ago

    10 years later and Hillary is still alive, that secret Parkinson’s, or whatever, seems to have been cured. A miracle.

  • @vegeta
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    SHAMEFUL! The Radical Democrat so called doctor, paid by Comrade Kamala Harris, is lying to the American People, and trying to hide the fact that she is MENTALLY DISABLED. The Lunatic Liberals are also trying to illegally hide, just like the FAKE NEWS MEDIA did for years, that SLEEPY JOE BIDEN, who many people say is THE WORT PRESDENT IN HISTORY is UNABLE TO RUN THE COUNTRY.

    -@RealDonaldTrump

    • Admiral Patrick
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      165 months ago

      We’re so far beyond satire at this point, I have absolutely no idea if that’s real or a joke lol

      • @MegaUltraChicken
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        105 months ago

        If it’s fake, they nailed it. I fucking hate how he chooses to capitalize shit.

        • Funderpants
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          It’s fake, satire, whatever. I can’t find it. Does Trump capitalize like that? I thought he was more of an all caps guy.

    • @jaybone
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      45 months ago

      Can’t tell if this is a joke or not.

    • @coyootje
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      25 months ago

      My favorite part is PRESDENT, can’t even write his own past job right.

  • @eran_morad
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    135 months ago

    I’d vote for a dead D over a live R.

    • @OldWoodFrame@lemm.ee
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      When Biden was in the race someone posted their rank order for who should be president:

      Living Biden>Biden Corpse>Trump Corpse>Living Trump

  • @AbouBenAdhem
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    55 months ago

    She should film herself taking a cognitive test, since that’s something Trump likes to boast about.

  • @CharlesDarwin
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    45 months ago

    Meanwhile, I wonder if donnie found a doctor that said he grew another inch (in height) and lost several pounds since last time…

  • hopesdead
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    25 months ago

    This is a dude who thinks he can get a national broadcast network taken off the air for simply asking the FCC. Someone in his campaign is going to say something that questions the validity of this doctor and call for petitions to get their medical license revoked. I appreciate they are making an effort to appeal to the uncommitted voter, but sadly Trump is surrounded by people who understand what will make his base angry.

  • AFK BRB Chocolate
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    25 months ago

    Nice thought, but it won’t matter. Trump will just have Ronnie Jackson say he’s never seen a man as healthy as Trump in all his years, and that Trump will likely live to be 250 years old, and even then he’ll only die because he’ll realize he’s solved all of the world’s problems and there’s nothing left to live for.

    (There are too many “ands” in that sentence, but I can’t be bothered to fix it)

  • @hddsx@lemmy.ca
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    15 months ago

    What is this? Are you telling me she’s not the fittest president ever? I mean, I also heard that no one has done more for republicans in than Harris. She doesn’t even drink covfefe! She drinks tae!

  • No one with at least one functioning sense would dispute this. Why is this their campaign strategy? If they’re trying to win over Republican voters, the Dems need to amp up their bigotry to 2000% (please don’t). There are no uncommitted voters, only those choosing to sit out. And they’re not sitting out because they’re unsure which of the two evils is greater.

  • @jagged_circle@feddit.nl
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    -15 months ago

    Pretty sure Trump’s doctor said he was in excellent health. And Stalin’s doctor said he was in excellent health. What’s your point?