• Sonotsugipaa
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      452 days ago

      We value your privacy. 2USD per datapoint, in fact, very profitable.

    • 3 dogs in a trenchcoatOP
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      262 days ago

      We are now sharing your soul with our trusted third parties. Your soul may be shared with our 9,728 partners. Please go to this link to opt out individually from every single one

      Satan [opt out] [legitimate interest] Evil Wizard [opt out] [legitimate interest] The Skull [opt out] [legitimate interests] Your mum [opt out] [legitimate interests]

      • skulblaka
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        102 days ago

        Would literally rather have my data go to an evil wizard than an evil capitalist. At least the wizard would find an interesting way to devastate my existence, instead of the capitalist’s boring dystopia.

  • @[email protected]
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    322 days ago

    Only half of those should be “You cannot sue us”, the other half should be “we can do whatever tf we want with your data”.

  • @shneancy
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    112 days ago

    delete account? That easily? ha! the other button would also be accept

  • Julian
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    112 days ago

    Meanwhile valve: You can now sue us. Please dont make us arbitrate.

  • @Stovetop
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    92 days ago

    I click the “More farten” button, what happens?