The Republican Party’s presidential nominee, folks
  • @jordanlundM
    5•3 hours ago

    “Let’s just listen to music…”

    • @Valmond
      1•2 hours ago

      That would go fine with the old lady boomer saying incomprehensible things and the caretaker saying "lets get you to bed’ meme.

  • @[email protected]
    51•6 hours ago

    Right now, polls are showing the race between Trump and Harris to be nearly deadlocked.

    Jesus Cocksucking Christ, America. Get your shit together.

    • @barsquid
      16•4 hours ago

      Wish we could, but a huge number of fear-addicted dimwits with swollen amygdalas have been brainwashed into profound bigotry.

      • @[email protected]
        16•4 hours ago

        Don’t use the passive form.
        They aren’t victims, they’re perpetrators.
        Of course, when all this is over, they’ll claim they “didn’t know”, were just “following orders” or “it was legal”.

        • @Valmond
          3•2 hours ago

          Ah, the Eichmann defence. Didn’t work then, don’t let it work now!

        • @barsquid
          6•4 hours ago

          Indeed, they are active participants in their own brainwashing. It is a cult, they have willingly abandoned both truth and reason to be members.

    • @hemmesEnglish
      12•4 hours ago

      Get your shit together. Get it all together and put it in a backpack.

  • @GottaKnowYourCHKN
    29•6 hours ago

    Isn’t this the same guy who thinks Kamala shouldn’t be president because of her laugh? Or hates Obama because of a tan suit? THIS dude thinks people are being too hard on him?

    • EchEnglish
      5•5 hours ago

      He definitely hates them because of those reasons and nothing else that they possibly have in common. Just those things.

        • @[email protected]
          2•3 hours ago

          See, he called it back then! He knew he would be campaigning against Harris! It’s a prophecy!

          A PERSON moderates a debate of a MAN and a WOMAN on TV - obviously they’re in front of a CAMERA for it.

          What else would it mean?

          /s

  • aramis87
    20•6 hours ago

    For weeks and weeks, I’m up here ranting and raving.

    Well, he’s certainly got that right!

  • g0nz0li0
    62•7 hours ago

    “No, I’ll let you know when I will be. I will be someday, we all will be someday, but I’ll be the first to let you know,” Trump added.

    “Trust me bro”

  • @[email protected]
    6•5 hours ago

    … wh… hrum.

    Wait, this isn’t an Onion headline?

    …

    Oh fuck, I was never in a coma, this is all real!