• @[email protected]
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    1604 months ago

    Right now, polls are showing the race between Trump and Harris to be nearly deadlocked.

    Jesus Cocksucking Christ, America. Get your shit together.

    • @barsquid
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      564 months ago

      Wish we could, but a huge number of fear-addicted dimwits with swollen amygdalas have been brainwashed into profound bigotry.

      • @[email protected]
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        464 months ago

        Don’t use the passive form.
        They aren’t victims, they’re perpetrators.
        Of course, when all this is over, they’ll claim they “didn’t know”, were just “following orders” or “it was legal”.

        • @barsquid
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          244 months ago

          Indeed, they are active participants in their own brainwashing. It is a cult, they have willingly abandoned both truth and reason to be members.

        • @Valmond
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          Ah, the Eichmann defence. Didn’t work then, don’t let it work now!

    • @hemmes
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      164 months ago

      Get your shit together. Get it all together and put it in a backpack.

      • @pyre
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        24 months ago

        wait I thought all black metal bands were parodies

        • @[email protected]
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          34 months ago

          There are some that play it kinda straight, but yeah most are. Its just that most folks arent really familiar with black metal so I added that to further get my point across.

    • Queen HawlSera
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      44 months ago

      Republicans are not a political party, they’re a brand… that’s the sad truth and why people are loyal to them.

  • g0nz0li0
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    954 months ago

    “No, I’ll let you know when I will be. I will be someday, we all will be someday, but I’ll be the first to let you know,” Trump added.

    “Trust me bro”

  • @GottaKnowYourCHKN
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    574 months ago

    Isn’t this the same guy who thinks Kamala shouldn’t be president because of her laugh? Or hates Obama because of a tan suit? THIS dude thinks people are being too hard on him?

    • Ech
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      184 months ago

      He definitely hates them because of those reasons and nothing else that they possibly have in common. Just those things.

        • Elvith Ma'for
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          74 months ago

          See, he called it back then! He knew he would be campaigning against Harris! It’s a prophecy!

          A PERSON moderates a debate of a MAN and a WOMAN on TV - obviously they’re in front of a CAMERA for it.

          What else would it mean?

          /s

  • aramis87
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    374 months ago

    For weeks and weeks, I’m up here ranting and raving.

    Well, he’s certainly got that right!

  • @jordanlundM
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    224 months ago

    “Let’s just listen to music…”

    • @Valmond
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      34 months ago

      That would go fine with the old lady boomer saying incomprehensible things and the caretaker saying "lets get you to bed’ meme.

  • sp3ctr4l
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    134 months ago

    … wh… hrum.

    Wait, this isn’t an Onion headline?

    Oh fuck, I was never in a coma, this is all real!

  • @[email protected]
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    114 months ago

    I am totally here making it great Hanable lectern. These imigants are terrible. - Donald Trump

  • @Mr_Dr_Oink
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    104 months ago

    He has always been cognitively impaired! The first time he ran for president, and now! I dont know why people dont see that.

    He was slightly more coherent the first time around, but he has always been like this.

    I always found his rambling to be generally incoherent. But people i said this to at the time didn’t see it, and i thought i was taking crazy pills.

    • Bakkoda
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      34 months ago

      Yeah if at any point you listened to this guy and thought anything other than “what a moron” you were lying to yourself.