• @GreenKnight23
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    I’m reminded of a meme from the early 2000s. keep in mind it was a completely different time.

    arguing with someone online is like the special Olympics. you may win but everyone looks retarded.

  • Maple Engineer
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    The very best is when some fucking loser goes back through your comment history and says, “Oh ya, well…” and brings up something you wrote months ago to try to embarrass you into silence. Fuck those pathetic fucking losers.

    • @[email protected]
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      I love seeing when someone goes to find a months old comment and they pull out just… meh shit.

      They spent all their time going through someone’s profile for the tamest stuff.

  • @[email protected]
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    Everyone’s in here talking about downvotes… I read this meme and thought “You seriously get into arguments on the internet?” The most I’ll do is leave a comment telling someone they’re full of it and then ignore the rest. Since the comment is more for the silent masses reading than the person I’m replying to. Hey, kinda like this comment. OP probably will spend their days in smug misery but I hope the rest of yall can step away from this petty bullshit some time.

  • @MehBlah
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    245 hours ago

    Look at this someone who thinks you can win an argument on the internet.

    • @lugal
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      22 hours ago

      More often than not, both feel they won

    • @GrammarPoliceOP
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      I think i win when the other person starts resorting to insults at least

      • Hossenfeffer
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        54 hours ago

        I think i win when the other person starts resorting to insults at least

        Bell end.

      • @MehBlah
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        44 hours ago

        Thats right just keep telling yourself that ;)

      • @Zorque
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        02 hours ago

        I suppose a subjective win is still a win, I suppose.

        • @Zorque
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          12 hours ago

          Ooh, looks like someone lost an argument and is now downvoting me for it…

    • @[email protected]
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      22 hours ago

      Easy. All my downvotes are just salty people who lost at some point in the past. They just make it look realistic in an attempt to fool you.

  • Destide
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    2910 hours ago

    I remember when the queen came round to congratulate me on my upvote score, and it added £1000 to my bank account and everyone went around saying “look there they are, wow”. But it was all ruined the day the Fire nation attacked.

    • @[email protected]
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      26 hours ago

      Lucky you. I just had a crazy person who stopped logging in after they got banned for two days. :-(

  • @[email protected]
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    I was going to downvote this, but then I realised that would be admitting you won.

    I’ll have to write an angry comment instead

    erm

    here goes

    You’re a stupid libtankietard who votes for chairman musk and all your opinions are based on Facebook and the UN. You probably believe the moon is round. You can’t even wear your Arch Socks on the right feet. We should defederate.

    Phew I think I won now. I forgot what we were arguing about?

  • the post of tom joad
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    2711 hours ago

    I love it when i see a bunch of new downvotes in my history after an argument because i count every single one is a tear shed by my opponent

    • @Eheran
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      But why even look at that? Who cares?

      • the post of tom joad
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        Well the way i navigate thru conversations I’m having currently brings me to my history since i’m usually having more than one at a time an i need to know who’s replying to what. When one of those is an argument, noticing a bunch of single downvotes while passing thru my history causes air to erupt from my nose because it proves to me that someone I’ve got beef with is definitely malding.

        The points don’t matter but the impotent effort they put in does, get me? It feels as close to a win as you’ll ever get on the 'net

        • @Eheran
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          Ah got it, thanks. I have never seen something like that for me and do not care, so would never look for it.

  • The Snark Urge
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    2212 hours ago

    You’re really gonna let the world make you care about grumpy little arrow clicks? It diminishes us to even think about it. Each person is a being of pure chaos at the infinite center of creation. You are cosmic, made of stardust and in ways beyond words profound.

    Besides, there’s no user karma on this site.

    • @GrammarPoliceOP
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      It’s not that i care. It’s just weird randomly seeing a lot of my benign comments at 0 upvotes. I can only then wonder how petty one must be to take their time to go through the effort

      • @[email protected]
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        22 hours ago

        Really depends on what they use and how far back they went on you

        Like I’ve said elsewhere I do this to people posting insane or false bullshit that are clearly spamming it, if you’re taking a shit or whatever and on Voyager you can click someone’s name and swipe slightly to downvote, can get through over a hundred comments in one shit if you don’t pay any attention to the content and just swipe, I bet

      • @rain_worl
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        i never look at the total score, one of the many horrible reddit features, plus i remove my automatic upvote

    • @PugJesus
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      611 hours ago

      I love the downvote you got for that. The one lonely little downvote. There’s something poetic about it.

  • @PugJesus
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    1311 hours ago

    lmao, it’s always so obvious when it happens. If they just downvoted my political opinions, it’d be whatever, but when they downvote things like providing sources and explanations for anodyne posts? Just tells me I can mentally subtract 1 downvote from all my recent comments.

    • @GrammarPoliceOP
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      1011 hours ago

      Watch it buddy. I don’t fuck around. If i catch you making any spelling mistakes, it’s straight to the slammer right after i brutally shove you to the ground making you struggle for air

      • @[email protected]
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        1511 hours ago

        Watch it buddy. I don’t fuck around. If i catch you making any spelling mistakes, it’s straight to the slammer right after i brutally shove you to the ground making you struggle for air

        As you fail to capitalize two I’s and neglected a period at the end of your statement.

        • @Sterile_Technique
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          148 hours ago

          He’s a cop: don’t expect him to actually follow the rules he enforces.

      • @rain_worl
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        just imagine they’re learning dvorak

  • Possibly linux
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    49 hours ago

    Tankies announcing they won an argument after they finished making claims without evidence and then deleting the comments of the other person.