• @RangerJosie
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    891 month ago

    I don’t believe that for one fucking second. But im happy to be proven wrong.

    This is a man who’s never worked a day in his life. An 8hr shift running a fryer would kill him stone dead. If he could even do the job at all.

    • @jeffwOPM
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      621 month ago

      8 hours? lol he’ll probably stand there for a minute, accidentally touch the wrong thing, and walk away with a burn

      • @mipadaitu
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        61 month ago

        He’ll drop a cup of ice in the fryer, it’ll boil over and get oil everywhere, and then he’ll walk away.

        • @scutiger
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          41 month ago

          Donald, the oil’s too hot! Quick, dump a bucket of ice in there before it catches fire!

            • @scutiger
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              51 month ago

              Quite violently, yes.

              It’s essentially what happens at Thanksgiving every year when people try to deep fry a frozen turkey and burn their houses down.

  • ArchRecord
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    411 month ago

    Trump will visit the state for a third time this week on Sunday to “work the fry cooker”

    Trump is scheduled to attend the Steelers-Jets game in Pittsburgh on Sunday

    Probably won’t be a long shift, 'eh?

  • @Valmond
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    351 month ago

    So that was a fucking lie.

    Oh, sorry, comment posted too early.

  • @JeeBaiChow
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    351 month ago

    With or without her consent?

  • Plum
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    221 month ago

    Give the ice a little ride in the basket, Donny.

  • @TallonMetroid
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    141 month ago

    Hope he ignores the safety briefing and spills oil all over himself.

  • @[email protected]
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    61 month ago

    Inb4 DJ Trump announces nobody cares about frying anyway and presents his latest Pavarotti set instead

  • @Darkard
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    He won’t be sporting his Shoes for Crews, still gonna have those lifts on. He’s falling on his arse as he walks past the vats for sure.

  • @kikutwo
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    51 month ago

    That what turned him orange?

    • @scutiger
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      31 month ago

      Sadly, it’s just makeup. He’s orange because he wants to be orange.

      • @kikutwo
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        11 month ago

        Love the side views when it shows the missed parts LMAO

  • @Mango
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    31 month ago

    I would love to be his shift lead. I’d embarrass the shit out of him just treating him right and training him by the book. I’d be perfectly calm and reasonable and no pressure if he can’t do it.

    This approach is because he’s gonna embarrass himself and I’m gonna be unassailable. I’m so very good at that. I’m a good boy.

  • @formergijoe
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    31 month ago

    He’s going to fry one basket, say “everyone in the store right now will get their meal on me,” and then leave without paying.