He’s going to fry one basket, say “everyone in the store right now will get their meal on me,” and then leave without paying.

I would love to be his shift lead. I’d embarrass the shit out of him just treating him right and training him by the book. I’d be perfectly calm and reasonable and no pressure if he can’t do it.

This approach is because he’s gonna embarrass himself and I’m gonna be unassailable. I’m so very good at that. I’m a good boy.

With or without her consent?

So that was a fucking lie.

Oh, sorry, comment posted too early.

Inb4 DJ Trump announces nobody cares about frying anyway and presents his latest Pavarotti set instead

I don’t believe that for one fucking second. But im happy to be proven wrong.

This is a man who’s never worked a day in his life. An 8hr shift running a fryer would kill him stone dead. If he could even do the job at all.

Trump will visit the state for a third time this week on Sunday to “work the fry cooker”

Trump is scheduled to attend the Steelers-Jets game in Pittsburgh on Sunday

Probably won’t be a long shift, 'eh?

inb4 he’s gonna burn the whole place to the ground

“Work”.

Give the ice a little ride in the basket, Donny.

Hope he ignores the safety briefing and spills oil all over himself.

That what turned him orange?

He’s already a McChciken

He won’t be sporting his Shoes for Crews, still gonna have those lifts on. He’s falling on his arse as he walks past the vats for sure.