• Orbituary
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    474 hours ago

    Reminds me of the old website for Microsoft Exchange support… expertsexchange.com

    Eventually they hyphenated it.

  • AFK BRB Chocolate
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    295 hours ago

    I typed in the URL figuring it wasn’t going to be real, but it is.

    I’m thinking that there were people in the chain who recognized the issue, but didn’t speak up because they thought it would make them look bad. A grass roots emperor’s new clothes kind of thing.

    • no bananaOP
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      215 hours ago

      Maybe they’re aware and this is how they get their free advertising ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • ArtieShaw
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      115 hours ago

      I could believe that. Alternately, someone knew exactly what they were doing and just let it ride to see how far it would get.

      I’ve seen both cases in real life.

  • @[email protected]
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    54 hours ago

    It’s a pretty good marketing strategy, to be honest. I’m telling all my friends about this as I’m writing this post.

  • Farid
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    307 hours ago

    GTA grade name.

    (There’s already a company in GTA called ProLaps, which is sports equipment)

  • @aeronmelon
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    Domain name was cheap.

    Everyone in tech knows you find a domain name first, then decide what kind of business to build around it.

    • no bananaOP
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      Prolapse tech is blowing up and out the door. The back door.

      • Rob T Firefly
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        That prolapse joke was a stretch.

        • @[email protected]
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          67 hours ago

          I dunno man. It sounds promising. Sounds like something one should goatse for one’s self.

          • no bananaOP
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            67 hours ago

            Lots of goats in this thread.

  • snooggums
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    478 hours ago

    They are following on the footsteps of Procreate, but missed the concept of nuance.

    • no bananaOP
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      107 hours ago

      What a wonderful day to have a mind

        • no bananaOP
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          67 hours ago

          I love that god damn bell pepper. Gonna go GIMPing.

  • @Buffman
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    118 hours ago

    I goatse what they did there.

  • @yesman
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    98 hours ago

    Since it’s Halloween, there is a music video about anal prolapse. I’m not going to link to it because it literally gave me nightmares, but search for it if you dare.

    • no bananaOP
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      98 hours ago

      Please just tell me the search term

      So I can block it

      • @Beldarofremulak
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        68 hours ago

        Why miss out on culture? Goatse, meat spin, lemon party, tub girl, 2 girls 1 cup, that one Japanese one with the guy laying on his back and the seat beer bong hooked up to a mask? Like what do you even talk about on first dates?

        • no bananaOP
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          127 hours ago

          Apps that stabilize timelapse videos

      • @Crackhappy
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        24 hours ago

        You bastard. I totally came to post that video. For the uninitiated do not click that link.

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          NGL at first I missed that you said came to post the video and thought you said you came to that video 😂

    • no bananaOP
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      It certainly is a post about the

    • AFK BRB Chocolate
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      56 hours ago

      Use “prolapse” as a search term on a porn site

      • @[email protected]
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        Oh it’s a term linked to that industry…

        But I suppose average people will not know of that meaning, so it’s a perfectly fine brand name (I also still don’t know what it means but know enough to know that I don’t want to know it)

        • @not_a_dog
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          Oh it’s a term linked to that industry…

          …It’s tangentially related to the porn industry, but primarily, it is also the actual medical terminology many are probably more familiar with, so still wouldn’t be a great idea even in that context. (You get a pass if English is not your first language, otherwise, it should be fairly common knowledge.)

        • AFK BRB Chocolate
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          75 hours ago

          Here’s the “fun fact” related to the term. When dogs poop, their butt prolapses a bit, meaning some of the insides extend to the outside, and then retracts after. That’s why they don’t generally have a bunch of poop on the outside afterwards.

        • AFK BRB Chocolate
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          35 hours ago

          Maybe, but you’re going to get the real experience on a porn site.

          As an aside, with no intent to kink shame, I’ve always been surprised at how significant/popular that subcategory is. I have a hard time even seeing the thumbnails.

          • no bananaOP
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            25 hours ago

            It’s certainly prevalent. I’ve no intention of ever watching it.

            • AFK BRB Chocolate
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              25 hours ago

              I remember once upon a time not knowing what it was and watching one. If I saw that in real life, I’d call 911.