• @Wilzax
    67•14 hours ago

    You wake up 8 hours later

    “Meter’s runnin, that’ll be $11,245.05”

    • @hakunawazo
      17•13 hours ago

      And that’s the taxi driver’s debt collection agency the next day:

        • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetEnglish
          6•11 hours ago

          DeNiro was a real badass when he was younger. But when he was younger was 60 years ago, so unless you’re a film buff, you won’t have seen most of his movies from his younger years.

    • IninewCrowEnglish
      8•14 hours ago

      Slightly open your eyes … pull up the comforter even tighter and go back to sleep like a fresh toasty warm cinnamon bun.

  • Troy
    29•13 hours ago

    Decades ago I got really drunk at an undergrad “pirate party” drinking way too much rum too quickly. I don’t have many memories of my trip home, but I remember a lucid moment when I passed the cabbie an extra $20 and said: please make sure I make it inside.

    I woke up the next morning naked in my bed, somewhat alarmed. But rather than turning out badly, I discovered that I had stripped out of my puke-covered clothes after entering my apartment, leaving the pile behind the front door (in such a way that only I could have come through the door). I guess drunk me was trying not to spread the puke.

    Thanks cabbie. And I hope I didn’t puke on you.

  • IninewCrowEnglish
    19•15 hours ago

    As full grown adults … most of us still feel this way and in an unjudgemental world, we probably wouldn’t mind a service like this.

  • @DarkCloud
    -3•14 hours ago

    I don’t want to be put in some Taxi driver’s bed!.. And he’s kissing me? No thanks.