• @Olgratin_Magmatoe
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    102 hours ago

    I wonder what the chances are of him living just long enough to see Harris inaugurated before his rotted brain gives out on him.

    • @rustyfish
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      51 hour ago

      Loosing to a woman of colour should shatter his ego hard enough to send him to his grave.

    • @[email protected]
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      162 hours ago

      I heard the stress of the campaign is causing Trump to have explosive diarrhea. He can’t be interviewed because the stench causes everyone to vomit. Many such cases.

      • @makyo
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        331 minutes ago

        What I’ve been hearing is that Vance and Peter Thiel are running things behind the scenes because Trump’s brain is so cooked

      • snooggums
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        92 hours ago

        Everyone is saying it!

  • @Carrolade
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    Makes sense. Biden wasn’t able to keep up with a demanding campaign schedule either, it was one of the big reasons he needed to withdraw. Trump is around the same age, and frankly it’s just a lot to ask of an elderly person.

    It’s not like he’ll cancel his rallies, he recreationally enjoys those. So the interviews are what get dumped.

    edit for grammar

    • @[email protected]
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      2 hours ago

      At this point, the rest of the GOP is hoping for this. They’re sycophants who probably to a person don’t believe in Trump or MAGA at all, but each secretly thinks they’re the smart one who will win the game of thrones and be positioned to either manipulate Trump for their ends, take the crown, or both.

      Vance, Noem, Haley, Murdoch… the list goes on, but they have all tested and repeatedly compromised every limit they have, thinking “ok, sure, he’s a dementia-addled toddler, but this is how I win and I am the smartest person.” They want to put the crown on their own head before Trump’s body is cold.

      Being un-self-reflective narcissists themselves, they don’t realize that Trump is the one entirely using them, this is narcissistic sociopathic limit-pushing 101, they are not original or special freethinkers but exactly the opposite, and their compliance weakens them.

      • @makyo
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        325 minutes ago

        I think you’re right but I also think that Heritage and the other rightwing think-creeps area really scared of losing Trump because he gives them a lot of cover with his antics distracting the base and the opposition. If he disappears they suddenly have Vance and a shitshow of unlikable uncharismatic bootlickers because Trump ruined the party and forced out anyone with even a shred of political promise.

    • P_POP
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      257 minutes ago

      President Vance. Jesus buttfucking Christ.

    • @_chris
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      92 hours ago

      Then we get JD Vance. Yuck.

        • @ZagamTheVile
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          82 hours ago

          If he died in front of 10K people, live on camera, and had a coroner pronounce him dead on the spot, no one there would believe it. It would be an elaborate plan of his to dissappear for a while, regroup, and come back like Jesus, or, an elaborate plan by the damned librels to something something.

            • @thesohoriots
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              21 hour ago

              We already have the Dead Kennedys, and Jello Biafra is fine

        • @_chris
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          42 hours ago

          Fair. I’m sure they’d find a way to blame liberals too.