• @[email protected]
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      I heard the stress of the campaign is causing Trump to have explosive diarrhea. He can’t be interviewed because the stench causes everyone to vomit. Many such cases.

    • @Dainterhawk999B
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      Stress of such neck breaking (in another article) and hectic schedules is making Trump pooping during interviews… Ardent supporters can keep napkins and show solidarity in support of the most diplomatic, selfless and most importantly logical leader by wiping his orange brained buttocks. /s

  • @Carrolade
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    Makes sense. Biden wasn’t able to keep up with a demanding campaign schedule either, it was one of the big reasons he needed to withdraw. Trump is around the same age, and frankly it’s just a lot to ask of an elderly person.

    It’s not like he’ll cancel his rallies, he recreationally enjoys those. So the interviews are what get dumped.

    edit for grammar

    • @athairmor
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      The rallies also offer no challenge. Interviews, potentially, have tough questions or a hostile audience. He enjoys the rallies because it’s just bunch of people propping up his ego without giving one shit about what he says.

  • @Olgratin_Magmatoe
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    I wonder what the chances are of him living just long enough to see Harris inaugurated before his rotted brain gives out on him.

    • @rustyfish
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      Losing to a woman of colour should shatter his ego hard enough to send him to his grave.

    • @[email protected]
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      At this point, the rest of the GOP is hoping for this. They’re sycophants who probably to a person don’t believe in Trump or MAGA at all, but each secretly thinks they’re the smart one who will win the game of thrones and be positioned to either manipulate Trump for their ends, take the crown, or both.

      Vance, Noem, Haley, Murdoch… the list goes on, but they have all tested and repeatedly compromised every limit they have, thinking “ok, sure, he’s a dementia-addled toddler, but this is how I win and I am the smartest person.” They want to put the crown on their own head before Trump’s body is cold.

      Being un-self-reflective narcissists themselves, they don’t realize that Trump is the one entirely using them, this is narcissistic sociopathic limit-pushing 101, they are not original or special freethinkers but exactly the opposite, and their compliance weakens them.

      • @makyo
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        131 month ago

        I think you’re right but I also think that Heritage and the other rightwing think-creeps area really scared of losing Trump because he gives them a lot of cover with his antics distracting the base and the opposition. If he disappears they suddenly have Vance and a shitshow of unlikable uncharismatic bootlickers because Trump ruined the party and forced out anyone with even a shred of political promise.

    • P_POP
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      251 month ago

      President Vance. Jesus buttfucking Christ.

      • DrSleepless
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        Jesus can do that to himself? Damn

        • @kescusay
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          “He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, Lord Jesus.” - Revelations 22:20. Seriously!

    • @_chris
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      Then we get JD Vance. Yuck.

        • @ZagamTheVile
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          If he died in front of 10K people, live on camera, and had a coroner pronounce him dead on the spot, no one there would believe it. It would be an elaborate plan of his to dissappear for a while, regroup, and come back like Jesus, or, an elaborate plan by the damned librels to something something.

        • @_chris
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          Fair. I’m sure they’d find a way to blame liberals too.

  • @Furbag
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    He’s gotta know he’s going to prison at this point.