I love that this is a headline by (checks notes)… AP and PBS. During the most critical point in the election.
Trump’s addled brain continues to spiral, obviously exhausted, wildly deranged, incapable of focus or discipline. “Elder abuse” some would question. “Weekend at Bernie’s” others would observe, noting the billionaires behind him, desperately hemorrhaging cash to prop him up.
And yet, almost one hundred million Americans will still vote for him. What a magical time to be alive.
The Orange Turd being as weird as hell as always.
Ah yes carrying on the illustrious tradition of presidents commenting on famous people’s genitals. I think it was Jefferson who liked to start speeches with the classic “Did you guys see the sausage roll Washington is packing?”
I heard that trump loves to be fisted. That he wants Arnold Palmer in, elbow deep.
Sound byte starts at 48:20 for those who want to verify.
Conservatives love this kind of nonsense. They are just thrilled to be at a Trump Rally. He could shit on stage and eat it and they would still cheer and then belch about how Kuh-MOLL-uh is a Hamas operative who is too black and female to be president.
Fuck conservatives. The only people that can see what a valueless piece of shit Trump is are the normal (non-conservative) people. Conservatives are the people Trump accurately represents.
What’s it called when you are smug that you didn’t eat the onion? Then you realise ….
That’s eating the leek
The Onion just quit.
The people who keep pushing him out on stage every night need to realize that their golden goose is cooked.
Maybe they’re doing it on purpose. I can’t imagine a single one of them actually likes Trump as a person.
I mean… I hope they don’t. He comes off crazier and weirder with every single appearance at this point.
Those people need to be compassionate, get him out of the public spotlight, and help him retire in a way where he can live out his days in a space where his decreasing lucidity can be properly managed and cared for. He’s a frail, confused old man and the sooner his handlers accept that, the better off we all have a chance to be.
*edit: prison is an acceptable place for this as far as I’m concerned, to be clear
NAH, fuck that. The fucker deserves to die miserable in jail.
Well first, his cronies DGAF about him, he’s just a stepping stone for their own gain. Second, I really doubt Bonespurs will ever face tangible consequences for his whole destructive existence. He’ll continue to delay, delay, delay, have his final Big Mac Attack and dodge justice forever. On the plus side, the scrambling rats clawing each other apart to fill the giant void should keep the GOP in chaos for years.
I, on the other hand, hope he suffers :D
Eh if they accelerate him croaking by parading him around ill take it. Not as sweet as prison nor as funny as the Mussolini special but acceptable. I have no sympathy for fascists no matter how decrepit.
Maybe we’ll Gadaffi him
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I’m pretty sure the Republicans who keep getting really close to him at really last min situations and almost assassinate him have something to do with this…
Trump is far too interested in bragging about ANOTHER man’s dick here. Does he think there is dick transference in this story? Does he get dick bragging rights second hand or something? What a fucking weirdo.
Every time Trump speaks, I can feel some of my brain cells committing suicide. No wonder his cult members are so stupid.
What better way to tackle a crucial swing state as we near the finish line. He’s turned into Kamala’s best promoter. I’m loving this!
He’d have a better chance of getting more votes if he just stopped doing or saying anything at this point
But keep sending him to the mic, it’s doing the world a service to see how stupid all this is.
Isn’t he a drink?
named after the golfer I believe
I’m sure he did lots of things, Perry, the guy’s a drink mongul!
They put a picture of Arnold Palmer, the golfer, on the can
There’s a can?
Obsessed about another man’s junk? Sounds kinda gay donald
Ironically, him actually turning out to be gay and coming out as such might be one of the few things that could stand a chance at getting his core followers to turn on him
