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I will take my travellers cheque to a competing fellowship.
“And I told Sauron, I told him, I’ll burn this whole place down…”
Milton: “I can… set Mordor on fire.”
Bob: “Mordor is already on fire.”
later
Other Bob: “I don’t know how he did it, but he set the fire on fire.”
“Yeeeaaaah, so I’m gonna need you to move your desk on down to Khazad-dûm, so if you could just take care of that, that’d be greaaaaat.”
“And if you could just take care of the Balrog problem while you’re at it, that’d be greeeat.”
The fires of Mordor have nothing on the fires of Milton.
I’ll…cast the ring…into the fire…
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