• @RizzRustbolt
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        41 month ago

        “What has this country come to when women are MURDERING their half-vampire babies!?!”

  • @PhoreTwunny
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    1 month ago

    Is this a storyboard from True Blood?

  • Kalcifer
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    91 month ago

    Is that actually a standard vampire rule? I honestly thought that was something Adventure Time made up.

      • @slaacaa
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        171 month ago

        Yes, without permission it’s vampiric assault, a serious crime. Victims are coming forward more and more since the #Vtoo movement

        • @jaybone
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          41 month ago

          If you were bitten against your will, you can’t become a vampire unless you want to.

    • @TheRedSpade
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      111 month ago

      I don’t know if you can call anything to do with fictional beings “standard”. All of it is subject to interpretation and the whims of the storyteller.

      That said, while it tends to be absent from modern lore, it’s a very old rule as the other commenter said.

    • @GlendatheGayWitch
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      61 month ago

      In American lore, they also have arithmomania, where they compulsively have to count things. So you’d throw some straw behind you to escape the vampire because it would have to stop and count the straw that you threw. That’s why The Count in Sesame Street is a Vampire who likes counting things.

    • @[email protected]
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      41 month ago

      Yes. If you read Dracula, Dr Van Hellsing explains all this and many other interesting things…

    • @[email protected]
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      21 month ago

      All part of the narrative that a vampire will seduce you, because without you inviting it in then it can’t.

      Adventure Time just riffs on it

  • @Lightsong
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    81 month ago

    Aren’t vampires considered undead? Lacks any blood in their system? How would they produce a boner?

    • @[email protected]
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      191 month ago

      Clearly by drinking the blood of others to fuel their boners. You thought vampires needed blood to live? No, they need it to smash.

      ^yo ^mamma

    • @Tabula_stercore
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      91 month ago

      The trick is to have a boner when you turn into a vampire. That shit will never go down again

    • Franklin
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      71 month ago

      Depends on lore. Classical? No boner. World of Darkness Vampire? Yes… Sort of, you can “spend” blood in order to revive human functionality including a boner.

      • VindictiveJudge
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        41 month ago

        WoD vamps don’t really enjoy sex, though. Except Jeannette, but she’s explicitly insane. They can do it, but they don’t really get anything out of it, except for an opportunity to feed.

    • @jaybone
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      71 month ago

      Stuff it up in there like you’re making a roast.