• Flying Squid
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            112 months ago

            You know, if I squint a little and turn my head to the side, I can see it now. He does look very much like @PriorityMotif’s grandma.

  • @Sanctus
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    472 months ago

    That is completely expected.

  • @RizzRustbolt
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    392 months ago

    He knows that he can’t pull off having the coolest fucking lockscreen of all time:

    • L3ft_F13ld!
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      82 months ago

      Is there some story behind this picture or is it just some random picture?

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        looks like a circus or something?

        looks like a circus or something?

      • Flying Squid
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        72 months ago

        Victorian advertising was just weird as fuck in general. Especially the stuff involving kids.

  • @DarkDecay
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    372 months ago

    That’s something an old person would do. This all checks out

    • @theangryseal
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      272 months ago

      Working in a store and being known locally as the “tech guy”, you would be surprised how many young people (mostly girls) have handed me their phone and the lock screen and background pics are selfies.

      If it’s a man with a pic of himself it’s usually with something he identifies with. A tractor, a guitar, a game collection, a truck or car, guns. Shit like that.

      Donald Trump identifies with Donald Trump and MAGA hats. It has nothing to do with making America great either. Maga is just a word now, and that word means Donald Trump.

      • @Ostrichgrif
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        42 months ago

        I was wondering about this phenomenon yesterday. A female coworker handed me her phone and it was a mirror selfie which I didn’t think anything of at first, but it slowly dawned on me how odd I would find that had it been a man doing it. Can’t really think of a good reason why that is but I guess it’s just a weird cultural thing.

        • @theangryseal
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          22 months ago

          Yeah, culture is definitely a part of it. Women spend a lot of time on makeup, and I believe that is a part of it. All of that effort and they’re probably proud of their best work. I mean, I probably would be.

          Whether we like it or not, men and women are different. The line between us is also very obviously subject to change and maybe one day the line won’t exist. It does at the moment though and that’s alright.

          My kids tell me all the time that my views on gender are outdated. Their kids will probably tell them the same thing in one direction or another. There’s no telling. Culture is constantly evolving for better and worse. Some wild shit happened in the ancient world. Some wild shit will happen in the world of the future.

          Being alive is interesting. I’m a moron though haha. Take care.

          • @JeeBaiChow
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            22 months ago

            Checks out. Donald Turnip uses loads of makeup

    • @MehBlah
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      92 months ago

      Even more simple than that its what a narcissist would do.

    • @pivot_root
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      22 months ago

      I hate that you’re likely correct.

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          That we’re in the situation of locking up the former President because he’s so relentlessly criminal there’s literally nothing even white men in power can do to stop it. How stupid are we.

  • @[email protected]
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    312 months ago

    Did anybody expect anything less?

    I’m still surprised he didn’t pick himself as his own vice president candidate.

    • @evidences
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      112 months ago

      He tried but Pres and VP candidates by law have to be from different states.

      • Flying Squid
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        132 months ago

        He’s from New York but lives in Florida. No problem, right?

  • @[email protected]
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    That’s just so his handlers can tell him it’s his reflection. “How do I look today?” “Great, sir, just look at that reflection!”

  • Flying Squid
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    252 months ago

    Makes sense. There’s nothing in this universe he loves more.

  • @_stranger_
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    242 months ago

    Trump, every time he looks at his phone:

    I’d elect me.

    I’d elect me so hard.

    🎵goodbye horses🎵

    • @Lost_My_Mind
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      82 months ago

      Is your boss running for president right now?