If only this photo was taken a minute later
Did anybody expect anything less?
I’m still surprised he didn’t pick himself as his own vice president candidate.
He tried but Pres and VP candidates by law have to be from different states.
Trump, every time he looks at his phone:
I’d elect me.
I’d elect me so hard.
🎵goodbye horses🎵
He knows that he can’t pull off having the coolest fucking lockscreen of all time:
Is there some story behind this picture or is it just some random picture?
Looks more hot than cool to me.
Man, I must be really boring…
Lock screen:
Wallpaper:
They’re nice. Maybe you’re nice too. You know, nice and normal. That’s something to aspire to nowadays. Anyway have a great nice day.
that lock screen is insane
Donald Trump’s wallpaper is a picture of
himselfa well known rapistYou sir are technically correct, the best kind of correct
I wish he didn’t look so much like my grandma
Great, now I can’t unsee it
What an amazingly fragile person.
Did he sign his own cap?
Of fucking course it is.
That’s the lock screen
To represent how he’s going to be locked up
I hate that you’re likely correct.
… because you want to see the felony charges dismissed instead?
That is completely expected.
That’s just so his handlers can tell him it’s his reflection. “How do I look today?” “Great, sir, just look at that reflection!”
My boss also has a picture of himself as his wallpaper. 😳
Is your boss running for president right now?
This angle really accentuates his dumptruck ass.
That bulk is half diaper.