• Flying Squid
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    857 minutes ago

    Makes sense. There’s nothing in this universe he loves more.

    • @[email protected]
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      I was focused on the clock from the screenshot trying to figure out what 6:56 meant, then I realized I’m dumb.

  • @[email protected]
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    185 hours ago

    Did anybody expect anything less?

    I’m still surprised he didn’t pick himself as his own vice president candidate.

    • @evidences
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      84 hours ago

      He tried but Pres and VP candidates by law have to be from different states.

      • Flying Squid
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        457 minutes ago

        He’s from New York but lives in Florida. No problem, right?

  • @_stranger_
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    156 hours ago

    Trump, every time he looks at his phone:

    I’d elect me.

    I’d elect me so hard.

    🎵goodbye horses🎵

  • @RizzRustbolt
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    317 hours ago

    He knows that he can’t pull off having the coolest fucking lockscreen of all time:

    • L3ft_F13ld!
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      Is there some story behind this picture or is it just some random picture?

  • @PriorityMotif
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    5310 hours ago

    I wish he didn’t look so much like my grandma

          • Flying Squid
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            322 minutes ago

            You know, if I squint a little and turn my head to the side, I can see it now. He does look very much like @PriorityMotif’s grandma.

  • @jordanlund
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    76 hours ago

    Man, I must be really boring…

    Lock screen:

    Wallpaper:

    • Flying Squid
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      156 minutes ago

      At least yours have aesthetic value. My lock screen is my kid and my wallpaper is one of my dogs.

    • @[email protected]
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      76 hours ago

      They’re nice. Maybe you’re nice too. You know, nice and normal. That’s something to aspire to nowadays. Anyway have a great nice day.

    • @pyre
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      15 hours ago

      that lock screen is insane

  • @Sanctus
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    3910 hours ago

    That is completely expected.

  • @[email protected]
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    That’s just so his handlers can tell him it’s his reflection. “How do I look today?” “Great, sir, just look at that reflection!”

    • @Lost_My_Mind
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      58 hours ago

      Is your boss running for president right now?