Piers Morgan is a close personal cunt.

- Jimmy Carr

He can’t be the pigeon lady because it turned out the pigeon lady was likeable.

Pigeon lady (Brenda Fricker) does not deserve to be done dirty like this.

“Forced to deny he is not” == “Forced to admit he is”

That double negative in there means he’s saying he is the bird lady. Details aren’t not important

So he denied he’s not the pigeon lady? Or he denied he is the pigeon lady?

I love pigeon lady but who tf is Piers Morgan? Pierce M’Organ?

Heed. Paper. Now!

It’s Piers Morgan. Of course he’s not telling the truth.

I always find things like this discomforting - on the one hand, you know Morgan will be annoyed if he ever sees it, and there’s enjoyment to be had in that, but on the other hand it suggests that being seen as homeless and/or a woman (and/or the fashion choice, maybe) should be seen as diminishing for him, or an embarrassing state to be seen in. Doesn’t sit right with me.

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