• blaue_Fledermaus
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    There’s a “joke” that if you put 3 leftists in a room, out comes 5 political parties.

    • @DarkCloud
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      That makes sense, one for each of them, and two to span their differences whilst keeping the most extreme differences furthest apart (so 5 all up). Typical lefties, reproducing the parliamentary liberalism that society is currently based on.

      I suspect if you put three conservatives in a room you’d either get one dead, one too scared to talk, and one covered in blood… Or, three far right loonies calling for the death of all gay people, who all just had their first gay experience and plan to keep that fact secret.

      Conservatives, they’ll either kill something or fuck it, and either way they’re gonna lie about it later.

      • Echo Dot
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        122 months ago

        No one hates extremists more than other extremists. Because they cannot decide on what they hate the most

      • Prison Mike
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        22 months ago

        who all just had their first gay experience

        You mean because one of them (the one pushing for death to gay people) sexually assaulted the others? That’s my assumption and seems on brand.

    • @NOT_RICK
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      422 months ago

      People’s front of Judea or gtfo

    • Echo Dot
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      132 months ago

      Mostly that works because what the establishment thinks of as left is really centralist. Real leftists would advocate for socialism.

      Of course the US goes even further into the insane category by basically just having everyone be right-wing with different flavors.

      • @[email protected]
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        Real leftists would advocate for socialism.

        True, but there are there differing approaches to socialism: MLs want authoritarian socialism (government runs everything), while Democratic Socialists usually want a hybrid of market socialism (co-ops) and government run socialism for needs that free market co-ops cannot address. And then there are libertarian socialists who want only worker owned co-ops and syndicates. Finally, we have SocDems that want indirect socialism where strong regulations and labor protections try to achieve socialist goals through capitalism.

        • @[email protected]
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          12 months ago

          I consider myself quite a lefty, but really fall into the DemSoc range of things. Not far left enough for hexbear or .ml, and too far left for any other groups, really. I hate being so reluctant to post on .ml communities just to avoid a blanket ban, but it is what it is. Just kinda sucks.

      • @captainlezbian
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        82 months ago

        Oh, so is my syndicalist ass a centrist? What about my mutualist wife? There’s the MLs vs the MLMs (who almost nuked each other). We managed to form two separate armies in most socialist revolutions

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        52 months ago

        There’s nothing more leftist than saying other leftists aren’t real leftists. Congratulations.

      • @[email protected]
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        32 months ago

        Real leftists would advocate for socialism.

        Only socialism? Fucking LIB! A real Leftist would have advocated for Communism!

        • Echo Dot
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          12 months ago

          The political spectrum is two-dimensional not one-dimensional. Left is a position on just one axes, communism exists on an entirely different vector.

          • @[email protected]
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            12 months ago

            You would not believe how hard the Lemmy Lefties try to gatekeep the word “Left” behind their exact subset of beliefs. Right up to the point where they just ban you from their instance…

            The horseshoe is very real.

      • @[email protected]
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        32 months ago

        Did you do that on purpose? Illustrate the truth of the joke by no-true-Scotsmaning leftism, I mean? Because if so, bravo, and if not, lol

  • @someguy3
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    852 months ago

    Those stories are so fake. “I used to be a leftist, then I was mildly annoyed by something. Now I’m ragingTrumpist!”

    • @[email protected]
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      662 months ago

      Same energy as born again Christians trying to convert me from atheism.

      “I used to be you!”

      No, you were a slightly less annoying version of you. You don’t know me at all.

      • @TexasDrunk
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        302 months ago

        Sorry to dump this out here, but I have dealt with this shit since I was a teen and I’m mad tonight about some other shit.

        That’s because they think everyone who isn’t hardcore christian is unhappy and questioning their choices every day, just waiting on god to help.

        I’m hard agnostic. That doesn’t mean I’m questioning. That means I believe that we can’t possibly know any more than a bacteria can fathom what I am. They’re convinced that means I’m not sure if their god exists and I desperately want them to show me the light.

        You know how I know what they think? It’s how I was raised. It’s the literal words that came out of their mouths. Luckily it’s been years since anyone other than a Jehovah’s Witness tried to convert me to anything and I just tell them “I think god is dead so I’m trying to get on Satan’s good side by having sex outside of marriage and killing. Which do you prefer?”

        • Cruxifux
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          32 months ago

          At least a bacteria knows for sure that you EXIST.

          • @captainlezbian
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            142 months ago

            But it doesn’t, it merely relies on its environment to survive

          • @TexasDrunk
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            32 months ago

            I think a lot of people get agnostic twisted, but I’m not one to gatekeep people’s beliefs so they can do what they like. I think a lot of folks would file me under atheism pretty quickly if I started talking, except I ain’t really talking.

      • @shplane
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        92 months ago

        My aunt was an atheist turned born again Christian but that’s only because she took too much acid in the 70s and fried her brain

        • Echo Dot
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          102 months ago

          That’s an interesting tactic that no Jehovah’s witnesses tried with me. That one might actually work.

        • Prison Mike
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          42 months ago

          I’ve noticed tons of ex-alcohol/drug users take that route.

    • @barsquid
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      252 months ago

      “I had different principles and values until someone hurt my feelings on the internet.”

  • @Burn_The_Right
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    462 months ago

    Anyone who says they became a right-winger because they hated their fellow left-wingers is lying.

    But, of course, every word uttered by a conservative is deception or manipulation. Every word.

    • @[email protected]
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      222 months ago

      not fellow left-wingers - one way many people get pushed right is by watching right wing content that just shows lefties acting like idiots and then goes “omg look SJWs so dumb”. So people get turned off from feminism or progressivism before they have a chance to actually engage with it. Then, there’s only one direction to go when frustration sets in - right.

      Just look at the amount of ragebait on (conventional) social media showing feminists or queer activists or woke people acting cringe. It’s the first step of the right-wing pipeline.

      • wanderingmagus
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        72 months ago

        Or they engage one too many times with hexbear and lemmygrad and .ml posters and now associate “left” with tankie.

      • @[email protected]
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        62 months ago

        people seem to forget that the GOP has been mastering propaganda and echo chambers since the 60s. so as soon as the Internet came alongz they knew exactly how to utilize it to get this effect. it’s honestly terrifying, and I think it at least partially explains the rise of alt right nutjobs in the last 20 years

        • @[email protected]
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          12 months ago

          The common refrain of how we’re doomed by climate change and the fact we can’t fix it, so nothing matters anyway has their fingerprints all over it

    • @shneancy
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      122 months ago

      yeah exactly, imagine abandoning your entire worldview because someone was mean to you one too many times. You’d need to have no moral compass nor a spine to do that

      if a fellow leftie is mean to me i just call them a tankie and move on with my life /j

    • @bitjunkie
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      32 months ago

      I agree with the sentiment but I’d say in the ones who genuinely believe it, it’s a result of them being successfully deceived or manipulated

  • Nougat
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    442 months ago

    I’m in this picture, and I don’t like it.

    • @kometes
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      262 months ago

      You are annoying me right now.

        • @shplane
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          122 months ago

          That’s it! I’m voting for Trump.

          Just kidding, I already voted for Harris.

  • @[email protected]
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    422 months ago

    Seeing myself as center-left…

    For my family, I’m the one who is left…

    For the guys on hexbear, I’m far-right.

    • @Solumbran
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      It falls down to your opinions and not what flag you carry.

      • @[email protected]
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        162 months ago

        I think his point is when you are far enough on any side of the spectrum, everyone else gets lumped together with the more problematic version of the opposition.

        Capitalists aren’t fascists but I wouldn’t be surprised to read an essay from someone on the far-left making that point.

        Socialists aren’t communists but you can frequently see this point being made by the far right.

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          This collective false dichotomy complex is a direct result of FPTP and the erosion of the education system having made choosing governance a team sport

          • @NOT_RICK
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            82 months ago

            We even have mascots

        • @[email protected]
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          12 months ago

          A lot of far left theory sees fascism as a result of capitalism. To defend the private property from the socialists one needs a group that zealously defends some in-group where the capitalists belong against some outgroup that contains the socialists. Something along those lines

          • @[email protected]
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            42 months ago

            I don’t see how that holds up when historically capitalists have put their power behind the fight against fascism more often than not.

            • @orrk
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              did they tho? you seem to be under the impressionthat nazis wern’t caitalists, this is wrong. infact the reason the UA diden’t go faschist was the socialists, hell the big capitalists actualy tried to overthrow the goverment and install a faschist.

            • @[email protected]
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              02 months ago

              They definitely always fought against socialism greatly hindering the fight against fascism

              • @[email protected]
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                32 months ago

                What do you mean? The fight against communism is well-known because they don’t recognize the validity of the concept of property, hence natural ennemies to capitalists for sure.

                But a lot of the “bourgeoisie” put their capital towards the tyrannical nature of a failing monarchy turning fascist in their methods.

  • @[email protected]
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    422 months ago

    It’s true.

    Rural gun owner leftist vs Seattle leftist. Cage match at 9pm central time.

    • sp3ctr4l
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      Unless he recently moved to Seattle, I’m fairly sure he lives in Vancouver (BC, he’s Canadian) and his current name is some kind joke.

      EDIT wow I can’t read, this is from 2020.

      Probably a joke about being the ruler of the CHAZ.

    • Prison Mike
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      32 months ago

      Can I ask why it’s at 9 PM central if it’s taking place in PDT?

  • @bamfic
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    322 months ago

    If you are a leftist it is sooo easy to troll other leftists. Right wingers are missing out on all the fun.

  • @Crankenstein
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    Literally annoyed right now because some dimwit fighting ghosts, saying that I was advocating for tolerance of right-wing fascism, because I said that the Balkanization strategy was not the strat in reply to a third individual’s comment.

    Also trying to say something about vulcanization, but idk what the chemical process of mixing rubber with sulfur has to do with geopolitics.

    • @captainlezbian
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      112 months ago

      We must be flexible, hot, and kinda stinky in order to succeed at geopolitics duh

  • @bitjunkie
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    152 months ago

    RIGHT? Like I’m voting blue no matter who at least until the GOP fixes its fascism problem (if it ever does), but at the same time shut the fuck up I don’t care about your 37 gender identities or pescatarian diet or whatever

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      The only people who rant about that stuff is the right wing

      I’m straight but have lots of lgbtiq friends, and conversations like that never come up.

      It’s oddly enough the right wing who bring that conversation up constantly and exaggerate it

      • @Wrench
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        102 months ago

        And then they blow up the conversation like you’re crazy.

        “… I don’t care what they do”

        “But whatabout blah blah blah”

        “Yeah, whatever. Why is this even an issue to you? How many Trans people are in your life. Your life. Personally.”

        “That’s not the point!”

        “I think it is.”

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          I actually operate an indoor rock climbing group and didn’t even realise how many of them were gay until years of climbing with them. 2 of them I’m still not sure. 1 of them I only figured it out because they had a climbing shirt on with a lgbtiq climbing community logo on it (and they actually operate that organisation)

          The hilarious part of the whole thing is that they spent years trying to trigger libs. But ultimately online, they’ve managed to create their own self sustaining trigger circle that mainly affects them. That they use to accumulate their whining. Whereas the rest of us now just see them as crazies.

          That doesn’t mean there are people on the left who aren’t crazy. But, that seems confined online. Whereas the right often seem to extend it offline because many seemingly don’t know the difference between reality and conspiracy theories anymore

          One thing you’ll notice about the right wing is that so many of them have a huge number of comments. Probably because most of them I suspect are retirees who jerked around during high school. It’s easy to comment when there is no attempt at supporting evidence

        • @bitjunkie
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          For the anti-gay party they sure seem to spend a lot of their time thinking about dicks

      • Flying Squid
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        You would think so, but there’s a certain user here who expects us all to play along with their stated gender. Their stated gender is the name of a mythical animal.

        Somehow no one has played along.

        Other than that specific person though, I have yet to meet a queer person who had an issue with being called ‘they/them’ even if their preferred pronouns are ‘zir’ or whatever. My wife works with multiple nonbinary people (librarians are an eclectic bunch). None of them expect you to call them by their preferred pronoun. They just don’t want you to intentionally misgender them either.

          • Flying Squid
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            Nope. They got pissed off that I called them not just “them,” but “you.”

            And I explained to them that both of those pronouns are gender-neutral and that they apply to everyone and I would be willing to use them on anyone. Now they’re following me around and harassing me for doing things like using ‘he’ when referring to Caillou. As in the cartoon toddler.

      • @bitjunkie
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        I’ve met those walking stereotypes a handful of times but yeah, WAY less common than Tucker Carlson or whoever would have you believe

    • @laserm
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      Oh other people decided to not live their life pedantically according to your opinions. The tragedy!

      • @bitjunkie
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        You seem to have missed the “shut the fuck up” part

  • @BreadOven
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    I just left the lefty memes instance because people were so far up their own asses, they couldn’t tell you their own right hand from their left. Don’t even ask them about the left/right political spectrum. Well, unless you want to get angry.

  • @[email protected]
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    142 months ago

    Agreed, I personally voted for Kamala Harris (early voting) however I cannot pretend that she is a good candidate.

    • @PugJesusOP
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      Agreed, I personally voted for Kamala Harris (early voting)

      It’s a shit situation to have the candidates we do, but unironically, thank you for making the choice that makes it less likely that millions will suffer needlessly. I’ll be limping my ass down on election day to cast that same vote.

      • @[email protected]
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        102 months ago

        If Kamala wins I hope Liberals can use the next four years to actually do something (unlike Biden), hopefully ranked choice voting will be in and the electoral college will be out

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          From left to right - Student loans forgiven ($175 Billion)

          Student loans that would have been forgiven without R fuckery ($430 Billion)

          Total federal student loan debt ($1.6 Trillion)

        • @PugJesusOP
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          Wouldn’t hold my breath on the electoral college. The process for a constitutional amendment is unlikely. Ranked choice and the NPVIC are both doable, in more states, at least, if not all, I think, if we put our efforts forward, especially with the momentum gained on the former and the VP speaking out against the electoral college on the latter.

          • Flying Squid
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            The process for a constitutional amendment is unlikely.

            Agreed. The Equal Rights Amendment was super popular with both Democrats and Republicans and they still couldn’t get enough states to ratify it.

    • @Nuke_the_whales
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      I remember telling people to stop with the nice uncle Joe memes when he was vp. The dude is a huge proponent of the racist, murderous drug war. He’s pushed legislations on that front that have caused mass incarnations and deaths, all because Joe is scared of drugs. His war also paved the way for police mineralization, civil asset forfeiture, and this view police have that they’re an occupying army and we’re all potential dangers.

      He is not a good example of a left politician. But when I would say this, I would be downvoted, cause you’re not allowed to criticize your own side I guess.

  • HubertManne
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    Thats because the right wing is way far over and a massively broad spectrum is leftist to them. they view themselves as center lol.

  • @[email protected]
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    You can’t annoy someone into becoming differently-hearted about abortion, the death penalty, religion in the public arena, taxes and their governmental expenditures, or any sort of organized culturally elite stylized policies. Even though we domesticate animals some humans have had repeatedly bad experiences with the cultural domestication process.

    And politics relies upon these eternal differences.

    They will hate leftist policy because it means that bullying becomes harder to do. Controlling resources is now out of their hands in a very direct way, and usually people that need to dominate resources to feel safe will not abide by others having access to resources that they can’t control the tap to.

    And so that gets transformed one way or another. If they are big and have no problem doing crime they roll that.

    If they are big and they start with a problem with crime then they roll blue. That system creates a whole 'nather version of criminality and there is no cure for it there, either.

    Then you have the leftist which is usually someone that has been bullied enough to recognize oppression yet has not the power nor the force to make change.

    And yet when they do …

    • Flying Squid
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      What the people who say that actually mean is, “I was on your sports team until you told me what your sports team stood for.”

      It’s an “I voted Democrat because muh daddy voted Democrat and his daddy voted Democrat” situation. They were always Republicans, they just were too ignorant to pay attention and realize it.

  • moosetwin
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    72 months ago

    I felt that an upvote is not enough but I don’t have a meaningful thing to comment so here is a jerma gif showing that I agree with your post: