• ALoafOfBread
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    2 days ago

    I’m super critical of gender. Let’s get rid of all those. Gender vacuum.

    • @[email protected]
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      1113 days ago

      The gender triple point, aka gender superposition, is where a gender can be calculated and estimated, but not observed. Attempting to observe the gender changes it to a different state.

      In layman’s terms, this is also called “mind your own fucking business, your obsession with my genitals is fucking weird and creepy.”

      • @bigFab
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        92 days ago

        Fartographer for president!

          • @TexasDrunk
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            72 days ago

            Absolutely fucking not. I’m way more drunk than bigFab. I’m already handing out pamphlets that say “Vote TheFartographer for a fart in every pot and gas in every ass”. I don’t know what it means either, but I definitely voted for you.

            • @[email protected]
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              62 days ago

              Shit, I voted for you! I’ve handed out pamphlets that say “TexasDrunk: stealing daddies since 1997 and playing triangle in a punk folk cover band tomorrow.” I’ve offered to fart in a lot of pots and it’s been pretty unpopular so far…

              • @TexasDrunk
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                62 days ago

                It’s only unpopular because you’re doing it to get them to vote for me. They all know I’m no good.

                On an unrelated note, what are you doing up so late? I’m only up because I’m about to head to SA. My buddy has an extra Saturday ticket to Space Con and I’m going to drunkenly and shamelessly flirt with Kate Mulgrew since I don’t think Eugene Cordero or George Takei will be there.

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                  2 days ago

                  HOLY SHIT, FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU’VE EVER CARED ABOUT!

                  I wanted to go to Space Con and decided that it was simply too expensive, especially just a couple of weeks after going to see Rocky Horror Picture Show live. I hope it’s amazing and that the entire guest list actually shows up. A few years ago, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Rick Moranis showed up for their first cons and everyone assumed that Alamo City Comic Con was just pulling our leg, so I wouldn’t totally discount your favorite celebrities being there.

                  And I’m up late cuz it’s the weekend and I gotta find some way to fuck myself over. Might as well be fucking up my sleep cycle.

                  The Freeman Coliseum isn’t way too far from me, so DM me if you wanna meet up and mutually murder each other or say hi or something.

    • @schnapsman
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      273 days ago

      That’s where you find the bisexual she/theys in hetero relationships.

    • @A_Union_of_Kobolds
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      103 days ago

      Transcendence of gender as a concept entirely

      I am I, gender is a social construct I no longer need. My gender can be perceived in infinite variations depending upon the observer.

    • Draconic NEO
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      72 days ago

      All 3 states exist at the same time, rapidly alternating between them.

    • @Agent641
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      12 days ago

      No gender bose-einstein condensate? Metallic gender?!

  • @[email protected]
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    72 days ago

    I knew the concept of gender had a scientific basis! That’s why people are so sure about the whole paradigm

  • Zyratoxx
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    162 days ago

    Ahh shit I’m not hot enough. Even self-pressuring isn’t working :((

  • @assa123
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    92 days ago

    under pressure

    • @[email protected]
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      93 days ago

      There is no gender triple point because there are only two genders /s

      Just kidding, ther obviously is a gender triple point, I just didn’t want to admit that my knowledge is too limited to know anything about it.

      • @A_Union_of_Kobolds
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        Solid = conforming

        Gas = non-conforming

        Fluid = either or both depending on the person at the moment

        Super critical = ignores gender as a concept entirely in their self-definition; OR, considers themselves a gender that is based on different standards entirely, like certain religious positions in human cultures where a spiritual leader is considered to be neither/no gender

        • Draconic NEO
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          Don’t fluids conform to the shape of their container? In a sense both fluid and gas would be conforming but solid wouldn’t be because solids don’t conform to the shape of their container.

          • @[email protected]
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            31 day ago

            I can’t say I have ever considered myselfgender fluid due to my gender perfectly fitting the shape of its container (ie me)

  • @[email protected]
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    143 days ago

    Look, all I want to know is at which pressure/temperature I turn into a dragon. And how risky is this, considering spontaneous unicornization?

  • Franklin
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    113 days ago

    Does this mean I can specialize in critical gender theory? Wait until the conservatives hear about this one.

        • @ooterness
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          32 days ago
          1. Do you know anybody from “Ohio”?
          2. Have you ever been to “Ohio”?
          3. Do you know anybody who has ever been to “Ohio”?
          • @[email protected]
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            I know that Captain Underpants was born in Piqua, Ohio!

            <small><em>Please go watch the DOG MAN movie, I don’t want another great movie to bomb just like the Captain Underpants one did.</em></small>

          • @[email protected]
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            22 days ago

            I barely know anybody from the States, so no to all three.

            Fascinating, I never thought about it that way

        • @Viking_Hippie
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          32 days ago

          Ohio is a magical land. It can be whatever you don’t want it to be.