• Fontasia
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    346 minutes ago

    “Dad, I know you’re just trying to avoid signing up for my patreon only posts you cheapskate.”

  • J'Pol
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    259 minutes ago

    Tye meizen.lol site cited in the image is…uh, interesting.

  • Miles O'Brien
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    487 hours ago

    I’m not a monkey that dances for coins, if you want to see art go to a museum.

    I may have some lasting issues stemming from uncomfortable situations like this that have made me no longer care if people are put off by my reaction when I’m put on the spot. You want to see it? Ask me privately, and I’ll show you one on one if you actually care.

    No, I’m not bitter about things from my childhood, why do you ask…

  • @PugJesus
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    1068 hours ago

    When I was in my first year in college, one of my profs asking everyone in the (very small) class what they did.

    One guy just straight up said he drew hentai for a living.

    Respect for not trying to dodge that.

    • Pennomi
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      356 hours ago

      Being honest about it makes friends with all the right people anyway.

      • skulblaka
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        195 hours ago

        And also sets up your beer money for the rest of the semester right there on day one.

      • @toynbee
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        95 hours ago

        And means you don’t have to remember your lies!

      • @[email protected]
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        54 hours ago

        for me that would be the teeth, considering what I draw. That being said, the stuff I actually show family tends to be things like fish, that dont really have anything like that to notice

        • @[email protected]
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          33 hours ago

          wait, is that as in tooth fetish stuff (which is something i never even considered could be a thing before now), or like… anatomical drawings?

          • @[email protected]
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            63 hours ago

            Ive been varying my drawings a bit recently, but I mostly draw vore (not very well, but still), its a bit of a meme in that community that vore artists draw mouths and teeth with more detail than the rest of a character even without meaning to

  • @MeatsOfRage
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    Hands trembling. You reach into your pocket and pull out your phone. Opening the browser you type in deviant art and open a collection you’ve named Rule 34

    • socsa
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      I say own it and see how your hot cousin reacts

  • @[email protected]
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    679 hours ago

    Sure, here’s one of my favorite pieces! I know you have some questions. You see, female Hyenas have a thing called “Pseudopenis”-

  • Sabata
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    518 hours ago

    “… And this is the gay furry ryona vore that paied for dinner”

    • @Serinus
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      75 hours ago

      I know most of those words, all except “ryona” and “paied”.